Hi guys, this kid has gone missing...

Hi guys, this kid has gone missing, it's probably a long shot and he might just be face down in a ditch or on some adrenochrome harvesting table. But you guys found Shia's flag in the middle of nowhere, so if anyone can find him, it's Any Forums. You guys are the greatest detectives since batman, and I've seen you do some amazing things. I know some will say "NYPA", but any help will be greatly appreciated by the family of this kid, plus there's a reward, so there's that. If anything, thanks for reading this at the very least.

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He's not missing he's out sucking cocks with no homophobic parents to stop him

I was one of the people who helped find the flag. I don't give a fuck about this dude.

>foul play is suspected
just quoting that in case no one reads. wonder what evidence they got.

shia's flag had a livestream to go off of. This kid could be anywhere in North America at this point.

Eh, I'll keep an eye out.

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I'm interested because of the money but come on. We aren't wizards.

Wallet and phone....suicide?

Going to need more details than an infographic, social media accts, friend groups, girlfriend or butt buddy etc.

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This.

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>solved

other side of the country chet, fuck am I gonna do.

NYPA faggot
Any Forums only does shit for lulz farming
where are the lulz in finding some faggot zoomer that probably killed himself?

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3 possibilities there, as in 3 general suspects. No specifics:

1. He got robbed and murdered by blacks
2. He got killed by a homo he met online. He got booty-busted. The online fag busted a nut inside his butt hole then busted a cap in his dome. Many such cases.
3. His own friends and schoolmates killed him.

The towns are 30 min apart, probably left with a friend..27th was a Friday. Probably party/drug/alcohol related

I will help you, but you have to pass a series of tests first.

decrypt this cipher:
a'o mpw

We need to know his backstory. Interview with friends, family, locals. Things we have no
access to. Unless I'm paid to conduct an investigation its not worth my time.

This, but kidnapped by the next gacy

Think you can probably put niggers low on the list in this one. Lucin is apparently a ghost town and Montello is a tiny shithole of around 60 people that's apparently 100% white. Kinda seems like it may be ideal serial killer country, so maybe some gay shit involved but I'd still bet on number 3

he has a homo stare

A Facebook employee went missing like a week ago. They just found him after he jumped from some bridge. Splat.

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