Australia is collapsing

Australia is collapsing.

The French have destroyed us.

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Apologize

what are they being paid for?

Mainly to stop whining and shut the fuck up.

Finally

Australia said French submarines were inferior to technology offered by US and UK, we're paying reparations for hurting their feelings. Australia will never financially recover from this.

one time israel bought ships from france, french took the money and stole the ships so we had our navy raid france and take the ships to israel
voluntarily paying them is absurd, did australia break a contract or something?. either way french cant be trusted

A small price to pay for a huge treachery. Trust the amerimutt, get fucked in the butt.

At this point isn't a much better choice to build it?

>dude u should buy our shitty diesel engine sub instead of nuclear ones!!

French don’t honor their contracts

YEAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH GREAT NEWS

was this a big story in france? I didn't think anyone cared about us overseas

That's not really too much money compared to how much they're gaining in exchange.

they are the ones who asked for diesel subs

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on the moment yes, but not so much recently

The US knows it doesn't have the shipyard capacity to build both a lot more ships AND a lot more subs for the Pacific theatre so they are outsourcing the sub production.
It's not unreasonable to think that the US might like the idea of another shipyard on the other side of the world.

The alliance proposed by France, while laudable, was unusual. Rising tensions with China over the past three years have brought Australia back into the American fold in a lasting way for both historical and geographic reasons.

Post-colonial Australia has never been truly sovereign in the way the French understand this notion. Nor does it want to be, because what matters to Australians is not so much sovereignty as security. In this respect, France has neither the scope nor the military capabilities of the United States to attach Australia to its Indo-Pacific policy.

Australia-France submarine deal collapse was predictable, I'm not sure why it was ever even considered.

And don't forget to say Merci.

only if you succ dis big anglo cock

Didn't they refuse the contract months ago, sending the french into an autistic rage? What made them change their minds?

Probably coerced by USA to pay up
Last thing they would want is an alienated France starting to flirt with Russia-China

eternal anglo will pay for everything

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>so we had our navy raid france and take the ships to israel
X doubt

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>Last thing they would want is an alienated France starting to flirt with Russia-China
we should've been doing that years ago, it's not happening because our politicians are pussies

diesel subs usually sink nuclear subs in war games, the US asks us to fight with them so they can update their tactics, and we keep on winning

in plenty of countries you can't start negotiations with someone, have them gear up to sell you something and pull out at the last minute without having to pay damages

there was a cancellation clause in the contract THOUGH

but was the contract ever signed? There's a difference between cancelling negotiations and cancelling a contract

I'm glad the frogs got their money back. That was a real shitty move you pulled on them.

i mean that's nothing in comparison to the value of the original contract. But that0s good fuck the french. Pls buy our products

there was a contract obviously, they wouldn't be paying otherwise dumb gypsy

>they wouldn't be paying otherwise
what a retard

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it's true but more like a sneeky operation, the french are too naive

say what you want, you still are an ignorant gypsy

you're showing your idiocy. Reread my first post. Almost every country has a good faith negotiations rule

France shouldn’t exist

It's true but not in the way you probably think if you hear the word "raid".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherbourg_Project

Naval was getting 8 billions total for the whole project, they got half of it without doing much. Not a bad deal

>France shouldn’t exist

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Did France demand reparations from Australia?

no I made that part up, the amount was probably also specified in the contract

Why is Albanese such a fag

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Das rite, pay up white boy.

Did you at least pay for the domesticated dolphins that come with the submarines ? You monster.

The French were crying and screaming over fleecing Australia and not getting paid more for scamming the country out of good subs

It got so bad Macron sicced his ambassador on us to cry and scream at the national press club

We're basically paying them to shut up and continue being allies. But it doesn't matter on the streets, gunnies will still be bunching Frenchies in the back of the head for being cunts
I fantasise on the daily about wrapping my hands around Macron's throat and choking the life out of him while his knees buckle and he collapsed before the mighty Aussie

We save your country in 2 world wars and this is how you repay us? The French are the most dishonourable scum on Earth next to the Chinese

PAY IT AUSSIE

keep seething impotently and pay the bill faggot hahahahaha

>I fantasise on the daily about wrapping my hands around Macron's throat and choking the life out of him while his knees buckle and he collapsed before the mighty Aussie

HOOOOOOOLY BASED

While I like French flags I hate Macron as a neighbour. I wish we could missile his navy for pushing browns into our waters.
Anglosphere would work much better than this 'European unity' mess

Les amerloques ont réussi à faire vendre des F-35 alors qu'il est complètement défectueux. Ils promettent à ceux à qui ils le vendent qu'ils posséderont des armes nucléaires américaines pour justifier son achat puisque seul cet avion peut les porter. Pour, au final, révoquer la promesse d'armes nucléaires une fois le F-35 vendu. Et ils n'ont toujours pas compris. Mais la plupart s'achète la confiance des USA.
J'ai encore en travers de la gorge l'affaire Alstom.

At the end of the day we win because we don't have an accent that sounds like we're choking on thick cum, you cunts

Win a fucking war and then come back to me

you won't see an euro of it, ousmane. you waste your time rooting for your government. and coming from the country thart rebelled against their monarchy, no less. shame on you.

Pay up, you can't disrespect us like that.

Pay up aussie, sucking american cock has a price

More like 80 billion probably more since you kept raising the price after the contract was signed(it was originally 60)

The cancellation payment is an absolute bargain 2bh

australia is a failed colony of england
england is a failed colony of France

Our Empire defeated the biggest one while yours was just attacking poor islanders

Talking about choking on cum, that's what your women thinks of when they hear us talk

i'm rooting for angloid seethe

France is a failed state and should be balkanized with it's military dismantled. Here is your leader twice elected, i.e. the most alpha and competent French male

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das rite crackaboi pay faster

Honestly I like France and I felt bad for what we did to them and so seeing this news made me feel happy and hope that this would do a bit to restore our relations with France
I guess everyone just wants to hurl insults though

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it's just banter

They are miserable with their own country and will never like and respect yours

No one can understand you dickhead. French is the language of African immigrants and pretentious fuckwits

Do they still get the sub at least?

I like you user and respect your country

No subs. It was a big French scam. The French are Roma who settled down

Not true

theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/jan/31/top-defence-official-was-to-report-good-progress-on-french-submarine-project-weeks-before-axing

>Sammut’s email to defence leadership on 27 August estimates the updated total cost of the French submarine program as $46.4bn in 2016 constant dollars – a way of describing the cost that assumes a dollar has the same buying power over time.

>He wrote that this figure “remains within the original acquisition cost estimate of $50 billion in 2016 constant dollars announced at the outset of the Attack class submarine program in April 2016”.

>Defence officials have said the total estimated cost of the French submarine program was $88bn in “out-turned dollars” – another measure that takes into account inflation and foreign exchange rate variations. This larger “out-turned” figure has been more widely quoted in media reporting.

>Moriarty told Senate estimates in October the public discussion about the French submarines had been “largely inaccurate” and “there was no cost blowout”.

Nothing, the Aus government already paid out the contract cancellation fee. This is basically a bribe to Macron.

It's not about the subs, the US navy is notoriously catastrophic these days.

honestly it’s incredible how frenchoids have been able to maintain their seething for so long, empires rise and fall but the submarine seethe remains

>the US navy is notoriously catastrophic these days.

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IVPITER WINS AGAIN

>americans talking about crumbling empires
kek

Why are you wasting your money in the defense sector lmao
who the fuck is gonna invade you, China?
they already own you economically, no need for a military invasion

T. Chinese

that's a myth, over half of our foreign investment is from the UK + US, China is like 3%.

>foreign investment

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Stop seething bitch and pay up

>Albanese submarine
Wtf, you're changing suppliers again!!?

trading partners =! foreign investment

It's true, they admit it themselves, they let in too much lazy cunts over the years.

france and germany is trojan horse in nato

Oh yeah? Then how come Tom Cruise is flying for the navy, and not the air force?
Chechmate.

>says the russian lapdog
Stop buying their shit and stop seething about Sweden & Finland

Yeah no shit

you had to pay for something you didn't get and it's YOUR money, cope

PAY MY SHIT FUCKING AUSSIE

It's a very good allegory about the absolute state of the US navy, they have to resort to an old guy flying old planes to train women and femboys to accomplish a mission that in the end only him could do. Chekmate.

Macron seems kind of like an autistic weirdo. The French people didn't seem nearly as mad as he was about this and it doesn't seem like it affected his rating in any way?

Getting betrayed by anglos is a common experience in France, nobody is going to blame you for that

>it doesn't seem like it affected his rating in any way
People really don't pay attention to foreign affairs here

It's just banter, you poof. We love those cheese eating surrender monkeys

Jumping a Frenchie in the street and cracking his skull open on the kerb is a service to humanity. You fucking cretins. You scum. You fleece us with your shit, lie through your teeth to make the prices soar and then pay victim

We should've let the Germans burn France to the fucking ground. What a horrible country, what a sickening word.

APOLOGIZE

>Australia will never financially recover from this.
How come?

PAY

First of, English sounds gay and annoying as fuck
And we win wars lmao, you can't even exterminate birds

This is made in cooperation with yours wake up

>Jumping a Frenchie in the street and cracking his skull open on the kerb is a service to humanity. You fucking cretins. You scum. You fleece us with your shit, lie through your teeth to make the prices soar and then pay victim
>We should've let the Germans burn France to the fucking ground. What a horrible country, what a sickening word.

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Cunt you would run screaming from an emu
The war thing was mad up my the poms you rat
You're just upset because English will be Lingua France forever and you're forced to learn it, while French has become an obsolete rat language for Africans and Snow Africans

Insult us as much as you want, you're still paying the bill, ''cunt''

I don't mind having to learn a French dialect, it's good mental work

Dude you can't play the big boy when what you did was just sending a few thousand men in conflicts involving millions.
Just stay humble, shut up and pay reparation for breaking the contract. Thank you.

>Some dweeb in government Said so
>Meanwhile defence the ones actually dealing with you cunts said it was shitshow


Which even the article you linked

You changed the scope statement half way through the project dumb fuck.

English has 500,000 words with German having about 135,000 and French having fewer than 100,000. A blog post for The Economist agrees that English is rich in vocabulary, but comparisons with other languages can't be made for several reasons.

We won North Africa and Greece and did a shitton of heavy lifting on the Western Front
Diggers were widely known as the best soldiers in WW2 don't even fucking try when your coward De Gaulle ran away to England for protection instead of fighting
It's about as French as you are Mohammed 'Louis' Hezbollah

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that's a blatant French lie your propaganda has been feeding you. Your shipwrights blew the prices up because they made poor quality equipment and had to meet the standards, which was costly.

And now you want US to pay for it and get nothing back? I'll fucking deck the next French cunt I see

>starts violently seething after being forced to pay
>"it's just banter"
the anglo crackhead cries out as he strikes you

>that's a blatant French lie your propaganda has been feeding you. Your shipwrights blew the prices up because they made poor quality equipment and had to meet the standards, which was costly.
>And now you want US to pay for it and get nothing back? I'll fucking deck the next French cunt I see

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Nobody is denying the French influence on the English language.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign-language_influences_in_English

There's nothing more humilitating and pathetic than being French. I can understand why you're taking your jealousy out on us so much when Australia has better wine and cheese than you do. What a joke of a country. Keep speaking my language and paying respects to ANZACs, never forget who saved your sorry asses

Jealous of what? Of your country? Your ancestor is a mental patient escaped from an asylum

cuckd

Ouch, yeah I'd be jealous if a country founded by convicts and mental patients is now a better place to live than France. I've seen those videos of rats scurrying around in the trash filled streets of Paris, what a paradise you have

Fucking roaring over French superiority complexes you couldn't even keep a piece of Canada

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In contract law you can claim damages for a contract being cancelled, they'd probably invested a lot and incurred opportunity costs for pursuing the contract which didnt work out.

Most anglos moved to australia in the 20th.c , especially in the 30s and 60s, was all the rage.

Paris=/= France

It's in Spain

>and paying respects to ANZACs, never forget who saved your sorry asses
Sorry I can't do anything if your history books idealize/romanticize your real war contributions. I don't mind you staying in your fantasy world it's actually pretty funny.

Howling
There is nowhere else in France dickhead, your country is a shithole and I doubt Lyons is going to make all the difference

You'll never have a city as good as Adelaide, Melbourne or Sydney
You're destined to visit here and go home crying, ashamed that you have to live in such a hole while we live in the best country on Earth

Such is the way of the French, know your place

Stay mad,fool

You guys are lucky to have all these natural ressources or you would be a literal shithole with your prisoner IQ. You have no competence you have no gray matter you have no homemade tech.

Lmao the defeat
Gone from arrogant and cocky to 'stay mad'
Is there anything more sad than a French man? Probably their anti-paternity test laws
Nation of cucks lol
You will never live like an Aussie does, use the money to fix your shithole of a country

The Frogs should be happy to get out of the contract. The Aussies are notoriously incompetent when it comes to building subs.

With the Collins, they started with a proven Swedish design but managed to screw it up due to incompetence, and then blamed us. They didn’t even have any experience in welding submarine hulls, yet they insisted on doing that themselves kek

Oath, we're the lucky country and proud of it. Sounds like you're jealous and ashamed that you were born in France and not Australia
I would be if I had to speak that language with that accent and eat that rancid food

It's not some French scam or inferior technology. Australia originally wanted diesel-electric subs. Now they want nuclear -- or rather, they diesel subs with the capability of being converted to nuclear later.

It's a very controversial and nuanced defense issue that has everything to do with China and nonproliferation principles and nothing to do with blanket anti-nuclear anti-defense activists who are too ignorant to read about the reality of the situation.

One thing that would have really helped the situation: U.S. Republicans for some insane reason explicitly forbade the military from researching low-enrichment naval fuels during the Obama years. I guess they thought it was a pussy move or something. But that would have saved the nonproliferation issue and allowed SEA governments to focus exclusively on China.

>Sweden refuses to share their super secret low magnetic steel
>Fuck it we'll develop our own alloy
>Swedish welds don't pass test because they've never worked with it before
>Fuck it we'll do that ourselves too

You could've mentioned how we never recalculated the hydrodynamic when we scaled up the size but you went with the one thing that was completely your fault

Don't ask me, that's your job now.
BACK TO WORK WAGIE

cope harder

For further understanding, naval nuclear reactors are powered by fuel enriched to 93.5% (U.S. and UK). "Weapons-grade" is defined as anything above 90% enrichment, and Little Boy had an average of about 80% enrichment. Civilian nuclear plants use LEU at well below 10%.

The engineering of a mechanism for a simple nuclear bomb like the ones in WW2 is pretty well-known in public and is not too complex beyond that. What Iran and other nations spend years doing is enriching uranium. So by buying a nuclear navy with current technology, you can in theory shortcut that process, strip out the fuel, and you're within weeks a nuclear weapons state.

That's why this is such an important issue for Australia, as it will be (one of?) the first non-nuclear states to buy a nuclear navy using HEU. However, if in the interim the world gets their shit together and does the relatively easy R&D necessary to switch to LEU naval reactors, then this issue disappears entirely.

>Gregory Sammut, Rear Amiral Royal Australian Navy, general manager of submarines at the defence department
Or
>some loser on Any Forums

Hmmm...
Naval was getting 8 billions out of 50 for making the subs and now they're taking 4 billions home without having to do anything.
The nuclear subs you're buying, if you ever get them, will cost you 140 billions and wont be delivered before 20 years. In the meantime you'll have to buy or lease another round of subs because the collins are falling apart.
All that so you can protect your trade routes from the one country that makes up a 1/3 of all your trade while they just set up a naval base right in your backyard

It's more the electric part of diesel electric subs. When they are running off electricity they are super quiet and super hard to detect. When they are in diesel mode it's game over.

>cancel french contract
>get better deal with america
>humiliate frog with Anglo Bros
>pay only 800 million instead of 80 billion
Just a bit of banter innit

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>The nuclear subs you're buying
which ones dickhead? no announcement has been made yet
>if you ever get them, will cost you 140 billions
a nice figure dug out from your ass.
>In the meantime you'll have to buy or lease another round of subs because the collins are falling apart.
*yawn* dumb frog the collins are already planned to get life extensions
>All that so you can protect your trade routes from the one country that makes up a 1/3
now tell me what percent of trade do we do with ASEAN, Korea, Taiwan and Japan?

>*yawn*
Get some manners filthy abo

Apologies, would you prefer i say ribbit next time?

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That wasn't my number that was Royal Australian Navy submarine programme head Rear Admiral Greg Sammut number
.The senate estimate committee outlook was even worse lol

Even with with money already spent and the 800mil we're still getting a big discount on way better submarines

You said
>More like 80 billion probably more since you kept raising the price after the contract was signed(it was originally 60)

Sammut said
>the updated total cost of the French submarine program as $46.4bn in 2016 constant dollars – a way of describing the cost that assumes a dollar has the same buying power over time.
>He wrote that this figure “remains within the original acquisition cost estimate of $50 billion in 2016 constant dollars announced at the outset of the Attack class submarine program in April 2016”.

Based
Fuck franceshit

Cope subhuman african shithead

He must have changed his mind we talking with reporters because in the senate enquiries (yes plural) he talked about you blowing the budget wide open

>thread is still up and they are still seething big time

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No I'm already hungry enough.

>>Swedish welds don't pass test because they've never worked with it before
Insane how incompetent they are

>we talking with reporters
>Sammut’s email to defence leadership

How come Australia failed to get theirs, when ours with the help of the French went smoothly?

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Because Australia is America's lapdog

The memes write themselves.

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at least they'll have good submarines at the end of the day.

They always been.

Australoïds have the arrogance of the Brits on steroids without having the accomplishments that justify it.
This is just ridiculous.

And he conveniently leaves out the part were 1.000s of Jews in the French government facility all those "raids".

well you shouldn't have played stupid games.

French investors (mainly jews) seeking reparations from anglo penal colony