After summer ends, I'm getting drafted in the army

How tf do I avoid this shit? Does playing crazy still work?

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Why are such a pussy,its just the army not the end of the world ffs?

It'll probably be good for your bgb (big Greek belly)

Do it, get armed and kill some turks or Albanians

He isnt killing anybody.
Probably cleaning toilets until his time in the military ends.

Saying u smoke weed works here, atleast

Identify as a woman. You will still have all your rights and much less responsibility

Run away. They are trying to send you to your death. So run away as it’s a life or death situation for you.

tell them you're a massive gaylord which is true anyway let's face it

Military service isn't difficult, just a waste of time and you'll live more or less like a convicted criminal during this time

But at least I got to fire automatic weapons, that was fun

Checked and Z pilled

Are you getting payed for it?

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>get Any Forums
>learn to use guns
>maybe learn other skills
>save up some money
>come back in 2 years
just go do it you useless pussy

Goddamn you're weak. Service will toughen you up a little and who knows- you might even like it.

thats easy greekbro..

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Any Forums support isn't a disqualifier.

Don't go. Simple as.

Really though, what's up with the influx of zogbot supporters trying to egg people on to join kiked militaries?

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I know someone who did his military service in Greece and he loved it. He got to point missiles at Turkey.