>Be me
>Plains chad
>Comfy small to mid size towns
>No trannies
>No globohomo
>Cheap living
>Low crime
Literally what else could you want?
Great Plains thread
Parker Peterson
Kayden Lewis
Trees would be nice
Massive amounts of flat barren land or corn/wheat/basedbean fields in giant blocks isn't very nice geographically.
Isaiah Jackson
Oh vey, we need to start bussing more spics to the plains.
Benjamin Cooper
It's literally what keeps the hippies, C*lifornians, and city fags from moving here. Look at how hard Colorado, Montana, and Idaho are getting mogged by outsiders. It's because of how scenic they are. I agree our land is pretty ugly but it's why we've managed to stay based for this long. Plus we still have some forests you can visit for your forest fix, especially in like eastern Kansas.
Cameron James
A job
Levi Moore
i'm willing to put up with some extra trannies and crime to live in a state that has warm weather, beaches, and entertainment.
Henry Johnson
He's lying, it's a shithole don't come here. The corn has eyes fuck off we're full.
Jonathan Sanchez
have you not been to kansas city or omaha? it's filled with crime and gangs and trannies. and the dakotas are such awful places to live that the government was literally paying people to move to those states for a while.
Thomas Howard
Too many libtard indians whining about pipelines. The USA should have just conquered them all, and assimilated them completely. Leaving some tribes to start casinos, not pay taxes, and get free protection by the national military was the wrong move.
Brody Howard
>All the corn
>All the tornadoes
>All the flat
Liam Smith
Black Hills in SD have trees
Tyler Gonzalez
anyone that lives in these states is a normie. they have no ambitions in life and would rather live a boring life than actually try to make something of themselves.
Jack Rogers
The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears.
Landon Jones
>what else could you want?
Colton Cook
That sounds nice, I'd rather do that than spend 70hrs a week working to build enough wealth to impress women with tattoos and double digit dick counts while I dread hitting stoplights since there's a crazy homeless person on every single median.
Ryder Williams
Plenty of trees around me. In fact put in another 3 rows a mile long in may. Cedars and apricots
Jackson Mitchell
Trees and no tornadoes.
Daniel Wright
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
Luis Martin
Yes go live in a flat barren hell hole with 12 degree winters. There is a reason both Dakota's combined have less than 2m people. Nobody wants to live there or stay by choice
Robert Barnes
Glad to hear you're enjoying California, amigo. Stay there.
Colton Morales
Worse than that is the potential of Indians teaming up with outside groups like the Chinese CCP and allowing them to do shit on their reservations. Fucking retards have no idea who they are dealing with if they think the CCP is an uprgrade over the US government.
Jaxson Diaz
Man. I love this cost of living out here. I can have time between jobs and still retire by 50. It must suck cock to live on the coasts and pay soo much for your basic necessities.
Logan Walker
lol they literally also get a reparations payment every month
Michael Lewis
Trees, lakes, women with normal BMIs, people who can drive, people who can hold a conversation about anything more than the Huskers and shit they did in high school 25 years ago...
Joseph Bailey
Test
Camden Jones
>people who can hold a conversation about anything more than the Huskers and shit they did in high school 25 years ago...
This is the worst part about small towns honestly. You'll never fit in if you haven't known the entire town since high school and want to bring it up every chance you get.
Nicholas Lopez
Those field might look shitty but they probably feed your coastie ass. We can keep that food to ourselves if they bother you so much.
Jaxon Butler
It's like that even in Lincoln and Omaha. The only other cultures here are the fags, the college students, and the minorities.
Daniel Edwards
>ND has less than a million population on five times the area of Switzerland
fuck that sounds glorious
Brody Lee
>women with normal BMIs
?
Henry Cooper
>still some of the worst in the country
What are you trying to prove, exactly? America is fat as shit, especially women already prone to weight gain in states that require driving 10 miles just to go to the grocery store.