>Russian president Vladimir Putin uses a 'porta-potty' everywhere he goes. His bodyguards collect his excrement while on foreign trips in a bid to stop people gathering information about his health.
>One example Putin was spotted going to the toilet with six bodyguards while at a Ukraine summit in Paris. The presidents poop is collected in special packets which are kept inside a dedicated briefcase until they return to Russia.
POOPY PUTIN MAKES BODYGUARDS COLLECT HIS PLOPS
Angel Taylor
Noah Sanders
Whats next? Putler only has one testicle?
Jackson Perez
you just KNOW this article was originally written about Biden
Gavin Ross
>His bodyguards collect his excrement while on foreign trips in a bid to stop people gathering information about his health.
Nothing wrong with this
John Perez
"anonymous sources report that Donald Trump needs to be sung a lullaby to sleep every night"
Aiden Perez
>kept inside a dedicated briefcase until they return to Russia.
that's not true. they incinerate them on site - shows how much you know. next time do a little research before posting
Mason Ross
really scraping the bottom of the barrel here eh
Nathan Williams
Dear God what drivel.
How can you tell we are losing the war.
Jacob Jackson
HE IS ALSO PARANOID ABOUT PEOPLE GETTING DNA SAMPLES
THE EXTRA LONG TABLE IS FOR GERMS
HYPOCHONDRIAC LIKE HOWARD HUGHES
>HOP IN
Kevin Russell
Fucking whitey smear campaign is literally shitty
Ethan Russell
>you WILL leave your feces which we can a great deal of information about your health in our designated Putin toilets
Luis Martin
Healthy people don't need hide their condition....he is very sick and hopefully full of pain. I hope he suffering every day as it lasted one year.
Kevin Kelly
>333
lol
Charles Cooper
The secret service also does the same for the US President
Benjamin Bennett
>Stores his own poops
>Refuses to elaborate
Based
Jayden Clark
Make sure to wipe your own memory clean when you're done
Kayden Diaz
Stealing/studying the faeces of rival leaders is unironically something foreign intelligence all around the world does. Putin himself was an agent so he's clued up on how this stuff works. I don't blame him for being paranoid desu.
Benjamin Smith
Maybe they'll ramp up the "Russian army is gay" meme
Brayden Evans
Level of "imagination" and examples of so called "imagination" speaks a lot about anount of pervercy that live in that little brain of typical bong.
4 more years
2 scoops
Its Ma'am
Dilate
Joseph Williams
>that schnoz
Ah yes the "nazis"
Liam Walker
I hadn't even thought this was a thing until I read it.
But the disgust goes both ways: Do the glowniggers actually collect the fecal matter and urine of world leaders in order to analyze their health??
Jethuth Cwithe.
Dylan Ramirez
>Absolute state of Western Media
Charles Baker
Dream job of every serb.
Camden Foster
Based.
Caleb Richardson
>Do the glowniggers actually collect the fecal matter and urine of world leaders in order to analyze their health??
tfw glowniggers are jannies
Matthew Parker
Yes he's just paranoid, it's just illness bro DNA doesnt exists, noone of viruses exist its just paranoia take the pill the DNA will disappear.
Dumb motherfucker, you couldnt even lick putin boots if u paid him, big mouth child.
Mason Lopez
YOU'RE A BEN LADEN
@
YOU STEAL BRIEFCASES OF RUSSIAN AND US PRESIDENTS
@
YOU WANT TO START A NUCLEAR WAR
@
YOU OPEN BRIEFCASES...
Carson Nelson
Uh-oh! Stinky!
Aaron Hill
hehe pee pee poo poo