Why do they make 6 gorillion threads about us everyday?

Why do they make 6 gorillion threads about us everyday?

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Humor threads

American's are the easiest to bait

Where can I buy American flag in Kazakhstan?

Demoralization from Israel

So basically you need to laugh at us to feel better about your shitty situation. This is why I always say death to Europe. You guys are heartless bug people.

>United States

>Strongest nation on Earth for 68 years and counting

>Highest GDP on Earth

>Worth 51% of the global economy

>Largest navy in the world

>Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth

>Only country with a functioning railgun

>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth

>Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones

>Developing a new generation of spaceships

>Only country to have been to the Moon

>Only country with a private sector actively working in space

>Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication

>Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart

>Won WWII singlehandedly

>Never lost a war in its 237 year history (Vietnam didn't win; look at them and look at the US now; same with Canada in 1812)

>Leader of the free world

Don't like us? No problem.

At the end of the day, you are all American people. The Facebook you use (inb4 edgyfags "LOL fuck the system fuck Facebook")? American. Google? American. Apple? American. Microsoft? American. Every other thing on the planet except for putting milk into tea? American. You follow our elections (inb4 "I don't"; oh, really? You don't know whether Obama or Romney won?) You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive the car which we invented. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our President speaks, you listen.

You are ALL American people.

I fucking love the United States of America, the American people, the American dream, the American way of life, the American rags to riches story, and the dominance of American culture worldwide.

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Half of this is blatant lies and propoganda
>MIGAnigger
Oh...

No, my situation is far from shit. Got everything i could dream off.

They hate us cause they aint us

Stop being a snowflake liberal are your fefes hurt?

Its all true fren

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You forgot
>Completely controlled by jews

Cause you're the dumbest idiots on the planet and that's saying something as a canadian

You are effectively the cultural center of mass media and center of finance. 85IQ question.

this

>never lost a war
Afghanistan, war on drugs, korea, Vienna Vietnam
>Defeated Axis
Are you SURE you wanna brag about this?
>leader of the free world
Enforcer of clown world
>only country to have been to the moon
China
>30 years superior military
On what metric? Do you even know about other countries' black ops?
>functioning railgun
Deemed inefficient and a failure
>gdp
Who cares? Not a measure of success as most Americans are struggling and most of that is service industry i.e. producing nothing of value
>only place that can mass produce drones
Turkey has their own drone production and they've been kicking ass in Ukraine

Need i go on?

>>Defeated Axis
>Are you SURE you wanna brag about this?
It's a MIGAtard, he was probably storming the capitol because he was fearing that the Dems would cut 2000$ from the foreign aid to Isreal budget

Usa defeated taliban and colombia and the vc
They can beat any country with mad
Yes but nda
People immigrate here for a chance at a part of our gdp
Turkeys drones are ok but coup prone also for me nda

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How many americans work 2-3 jobs? Just wondering because we don't know that concept over here

you are the indispensable nation

They hate us because of our freedom.

>defeated taliban
We went in after Al Qaeda, who now control afghanistan
>stalemates are victories
No
>getting forced out the country is a victory
No
>people immigrate here for our gdp
They immigrate for the welfare you retard
>i got btfo and am just gonna close my eyes and go LALALALALALA
Miganigger, zogbot, bootlicker

They hate us cause’ they ain’t us.

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Idk most people that work 2 jobs do so because they're both only part time. Some companies refuse to give more than 30 hours a week