>200 for the church
>5000 for the rings
>5000 for the buffet
>1700 for the DJ
>4000 for the wedding dresses
>2000 for jewelry
>150 for haircuts
>200 for makeup
>1000 for shoes
>800 to decorate the church
>1000 etc
Holy fucking shit, I took a loan for this, I hope it's worth it
That's just retarded.
>i will never financially recover from this....
its not worth it. Use that money to buy a house instead and host a party there
Kosta, you are a big malaka. You got scammed and your wife Katerina will cuck you soon enough and steal the rest of your money. Megali malaka. Many such cases. Sad!
Imagine paying a year's salary to fuck some nigger's sloppy seconds and to raise your wife's boss's bastards
All my friends who married just celebrated at home with families and closest friends. Pretty comfy and no need to spend a lot. Never seen any girls complaining.
dont worry, youll be glad you got something for your money
if you waited 2 more years 21k would buy you a can of coke or something lol
>Taking a loan to please a woman.
ngmi
you're retarded op
marriage is really something, my wife and i were married on her birthday, we just celebrated our 10th and her 19th. goodluck user
Enjoy your divorce later this year user
this greek user has to be the comedian of pol
Plot Twist: He's pricing everything in Drachmas so the whole thing costs around $3.50 USD.
>going into debt to appease a legally recognized religious ceremony.
Rip
Are you at least going to recoup the losses is taxes?
kek
>The current year
>Getting married
Good job malaka
You are such a cuck
absolutely worth it, assuming she was a virgin
thats nothing..
divorce will cost you
your house
your kids
your savings
and half your monthly paycheck
and your sanity
>church
non-negotiable, of course
>rings
too much, plain silver or plain gold is enough
>buffet
just lay out sandwiches and snacks on a table and have your mom make the cake
>DJ
I'd play for two beers
>dress
imagine BUYING a dress that you're only ever going to use once, why not rent one or use a relative's one?
>jewelry
???
>haircuts
???
>makeup
???
>shoes
WHY
you WASTEFUL retard
>parents and her parents wants us to marry
>tell them to pay up for the wedding
>they refuse
>we split
>she gets fat and depressed for years
>my parents bitch to my face about somehow making it home every Saturday coked up singing in a drunken stupor
>i remind all of them through texting and deliberately driving to their places that its all their fault and that they'll never see grandkids and they'll all die very soon
Feels good bros.
Im gonna get rich redneck girl in the upcoming 3-5 y and settle down with her retarded ass.
Yeeehaw
Good luck neighbor, I got married for 6,000€ and no I didn't pay for my wife's family expenses, they paid it themselves
You seem like a great catch user
The divorce will cost a lot more,
>megali malaka
kek
youtube.com/watch?v=aoTmaVrQi60
You sound like a stable person
You gave 1000 for shoes, and 1700 for DJ, your bitch could rent a dress but you bought it instead. Poso kathisterimenos eisai re vlaxodimarxe trompa?
>>she gets fat
It has not been 3 years and my wife is getting chubby, what do I do to stop her from becoming into a landwhale?
>rent
She wants to own so she can use it for her next wedding
Don't be a faggot that marries an unsalvageable retard and you're golden
All these newfags responding to gayreek relationship bot
wtf man
my wedding (also at the church) cost me 3k euros max
This, but
>imagine not having a universal wedding/funeral/celebration suit
>I hope it's worth it
It's not. Marriage is bullshit. Women are only with you for wealth, security and penile inches. Marriage is to shower them with attention.
First off: gratulations for getting married.
But holy fuck, 21k to give your girl an afternoon fantasy. That's just unreasonable and probably sparks unrealistic expectations.
Most stuff on your list is obviously childish bullshit that probably the wife demanded.
And therefore starting your new life with a loan....
I am fucking depressed now
You don't marry her, and keep her constantly worried there'll be collateral splooge if she slips up
>Women are only with you for wealth
Jokes on them. I'm here to hustle for their wealth.
I hipe she has a phat ass and huge tits bro. I hope atleast youre geting that.
Im not giving away my diet and regimen for free of course.
So what i can advise you rn works just as well most of the time.
Spit on ur palm, slap her full force on the cheek and tell her to stop being a fat fucking bitch.
>Spit on ur palm, slap her full force on the cheek and tell her to stop being a fat fucking bitch
She'd divorce me you fucking retard. I bet you're a Turk
wow you're as based as it can get
Filakia
>go back in time
>find anorexic girl with pretty face
>fuck and feed her
Years later your wife will be "normal sized" and all your friends' wives will look like fat cows. Much seething and jealousy will occur.
If I went back in time I'd teleport to 1950 California and stay there
That's a pretty good choice.
Im actually a macedonian, not a big fan of shiptars or turdgarians.
Also she's not going to divorce you because you'ra a pussy faggot, she's going to fuck all your friends, take all your money and then divorce you.
And if you want to get your ass beat and exposed on balk or here, drive to bansko and post on balk i'll fuck you up any day.
Also bring your pals so when you swallow your tongue and start convulsing there'd be someone to help you instead of me soccer kicking your faggot ass head to the temple.
Cheers, Muhammad
lel
not that stupid Greek again, sigh
>getting married
lol
>expensive marriage
lmao
>taking a LOAN for a woman
roflmao