Brit/pol/: comfy saturday morning *Edition

Salt and sugar tax for England to be ruled out
>The government is expected to reject proposals to introduce a new salt and sugar tax in England when it announces its food strategy next week. Monday's policy paper comes after Henry Dimbleby's review recommended taxing salt and sugar used in processed foods, restaurants and catering. Boris Johnson previously called the proposal "unattractive". But a government source stressed its strategy would promote healthier diets. Labour said it "failed to deliver".

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Rwanda asylum plan: UK court allows flight planned for Tuesday
>A flight to take asylum seekers from the UK to Rwanda next Tuesday has been allowed to go ahead by the High Court. Campaigners failed in their legal bid to halt the removals to the east African country, but the case will be heard by the Court of Appeal on Monday. Under the policy, those entering the UK illegally will be flown to Rwanda to apply for asylum there. About 31 people have been told they may be on the first flight. The government hopes the scheme will discourage asylum seekers from crossing the English Channel, by making it clear many cases will now be dealt with by Rwanda. While their application is considered by the east African country those affected will be given accommodation and support and, if successful, will be able to remain in Rwanda with up to five years' access to education and support. Those who fail in their asylum bids in Rwanda will be offered the chance to apply for visas under other immigration routes if they wish to remain in the country, but could still face deportation.

The families of two Britons sentenced to death for fighting Russian forces in Ukraine have said they need urgent access to medical and legal help.
>Aiden Aslin and Shaun Pinner were captured fighting with the Ukrainian army and tried as mercenaries by a Russian proxy court even though they were legal combatants living in Ukraine with their new families. Both the UK government and Ukraine's top prosecutor have said the sentences breach the Geneva Conventions.

Eddie you got any funny army stories

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i cant even get a mortgage how the fuck is some doley gonna afford one

*sigh* even ingerlund's greatest medieval knights were ngubus...

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>didn't know
i'd rather shit in a bag than those cesspits too

what is it with these cunts and taxing everything

we'll pay their mortgage

Know a lad who knicked vehicle paint and did his room in it, cried when he was getting sent to Iraq so they left him behind, married a brass who continued working until he took her back the uk where she promptly divorced him

How old are you?

Why are you moaning do you not like the NHS? Our religion NHS our lord and Saviour that is the NHS? That 30% of our national GDP goes towards and is funded 4-5x as much as our military but STILL asks for more money with activists STILL saying the entire system is under funded.
NHS lad, don't think about it just NHS it.

Ed bro you need to review your posting habits. You're pretty seethe and cringe recently baiting people.

Britain is the most socialist country in the world

mental

I overdosed on Vitamins and turned into Ginge, what is wrong with me? I've suddenly become a weak , floppy, arrogant cunt, and I want to wear ginger clothes

morning lids

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Socialism just means fuck white people these days

Oliver Cromwell made Prince Rupert look like a right knob

He also used to dress up in his 2’s on leave and take pics with his parents outside the recruitment office
Weird bloke

>I hate people.

I have just the song for that.

youtube.com/watch?v=pM6RAz9BE2A

God I wish that I could hide away
And find a wall to bang my brains
I'm living in a fantasy, a nightmare dream...reality
See people ride around all day in metal boxes made away
I wish that they would drop the bomb
And kill the pigs that don't belong

I hate people
I hate the human race
I hate people
I hate your ugly face
I hate people
I hate your fucking mess
I hate people
They hate me

My mother thinks I am a jerk
Because I hate my bleeding work
Be like daddy he's sincere
And don't be true because you're queer
Working at my nine to five
With boring cunts that give me jibe
Talking of the love they never give
They never give they never give

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Checks out then

>you will be paying so an african migrant from jamiaca with no connection to this country can buy a house

what even is this government

you missed
>while you spunk 50% of your pay into a rental you can't make your own and can be evicted from at a moments notice
thanks boris

whats the point

Fuck them. Have more white children

there isn't one.

Can’t, every women I met is a radical feminist and seems cruel. Not breeding with that

to encourage a new nazi party to overthrow the government be subverted by jews strengthen the border and then rule as a gem of the zionist empire for the next three centuries
the greedy shmucks selling the country out clearly arent in any kind of control

>fuck African migrants
>have white children
I’m not surprised brincels don’t understand reproduction tbqh

Just buy some land and build your own house like this lad.
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So how is this mortgages for dole dossers hoing to work? The govt handing these out or are they going to force banks to do it?

Lmao

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brave. the council will be all over that.

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We had over 10,000 arrive so far this year.
The government are trying to send 31 to Rwanda.
Smoke and mirrors.

U ok man?

going for a walk in the woods

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When will you finally make the leap out of your window you shallow lying piece of cunt muck

It's within regulations because it's not a permanent settlement something about exceptions when the building is temporary, the same clause that allows you to put down a static caravan on land you own.

What's wrong with Eddie?

Just a fucking cunt mate

10k illegals is nothing compared to the hundreds of thousands of legals we don't need or want.
if the government can't even get rid of 31 ILLEGALS how the fuck is anything gonna get better

You're right.. but it's still legal.

The Welsh have this this scheme called the one planet initiative or something like that where you can buy a piece of land and build on it as long as you can prove you can live off the land as well as build your house out of natural materials on the land..
There's plenty of other criteria you have to meet too, so yea the council will be checking in with you from time to time. But doing what that Kris Harbour did is an option.

he really wants to emphasise taking off your shoes in the square bit

Fine, thank you for enquiring. You?

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He's spewing shit quality bait again. This is what got him bullied into JUST vocaroos a year ago.

heheheh my id is cum

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To get a mortgage you need a deposit.
If you’ve got enough for a deposit you’re not eligible for benefits.
It’s just Boris talking bollocks yet again trying to cement up the underclass vote. There’s no way any bank would approve a mortgage for some UC vermin.

Why do they hire such people to conduct reviews?

You war obsessed autistic weirdo cunt

Thats why i was thinking its got to be from the govt itself. No bank is going to accept the risk along with mortgage payments of 50p a month.

Live on bottom floor man
Jump out daily for ciggy

You watched the webm tho, didnt you.

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do it 40 times

No it isn't

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All the name nonces have had meltdowns this last week or 2..lmao.
Sussex was trying to fight people again last night.

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Jump into a hole of broken glass you fucking pair of cunts