>"Good evening sir, I'm here helping in an active investigation and we are collecting DNA sample from folks in the area
>Would you and your husband be willing to give us a sample real quick so we can rule you out of the investigation?"
How do you respond to this? Keep in mind saying no basically makes you now a suspect.
Tell him he can get my DNA orally
>Keep in mind saying no basically makes you now a suspect.
Who cares. If they aren't arresting you they have nothing. Suspect me all you want, u ain't got shit without hard evidence. Don't talk to pigs. Lawyer up.
So basically I'm not going give it.
I know I know, hahaha it's just
I'm not going to hahahahah
He sucked in X-Files, but he was a great Terminator.
Apparently, he trained not to blink to appear machine like when firing a gun.
Commitment.
>sir
>you and your husband
thought you could sneak your gay past me, user?
Taken to jail for assaulting a welfare queen with a gun.
>Scrape it out if your mother's asshole or come back with probable cause that would place me as a suspect.
No, fuck off and don't come back.
Don't be naive. They've had your DNA on file for a long time, that's a pure fantasy scenario. If you've ever used any medical facility, received treatment, visited a dentist - they have your DNA. For most of the cases they get your DNA when you're born probably.
You can fuck yourself with a rake badge nigger.
i doubt it!
Robert Patrick is wholly based
*gay porn music playing*
jack off on his big gay head
If they want your DNA, they'll just follow you around until you discard a coffee cup, snot rag, or cigarette.
>Keep in mind saying no basically makes you now a suspect.
no it doesn't.
wouldn't even answer the door mate
DNA Is Fake and Gay. Cheek cells, and finger / foot peints are true unique iswntifiers.
Skynet must have so easily identified John Connor that killing them erased Skynets own existence.
open the liquid nitrogen tank
My genome is protected under copyright. Your going to need a license and I require $10,000 for the consideration of your offer.
>implying they'll take me alive
I don't even have to worry about PR or collateral damage.
If you opened the door you already fucked up.