Be gringo

>be gringo
>learn Spanish
>find hot Latina
>"tu gustarme mucho"
>she automatically spreads her legs
And yet there are incels in the United States of America.

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south americans are the biggest whores I met in my life, every single one of them should be gassed

>learn Spanish
don't need to
they flock to me anyway.

What does that mean? You have a nice moustache?

>Hans Frizieltz thinks he's gets brown pussies
they just want that euro passport, they don't like your pale ass gay looking face with ginger hair and goofy skinny and tall body faggot

how do you even have internet there when you don't have food?

I hate to say it. But, yeah.

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¿Entonces debería aplaudir a todas las colombianas y venecas que le sangran la plata a los gringos y europeos? Kek

He probably has relatives in the US or Europe who send him money. Venecos are everywhere.

Incredible that Wendy Sulca turned out to be hot

But they are all cheaters other than columbians

>colombians
Kek, they are the whores of LATAM alongside Venezuelans and Brazilians

Just going off the divorce statistics desu. I have only known Cubanas and Mexicana is all.

Who cares what women want. I got my dick wet and that's that.

>promise them euro pass
>fuck
>dispose of
it's that easy nigger

>give them europass because you're das coomer
>they bring their ex from the third world
>you are not disposed
many such cases
I guess I'm not a starving nigger who needs to leave the country in order to survive? I'm sorry that all my fellow countrymen are bringing drugs and crime to the rest of latam, thanks for taking them, crime in my country is decreasing, thanks colombia and chile!
aprende a hablar maldito indigena, y ojala todas las putas peruanas se vieran como wendy sulca y no como la abominacion de la america que son

>give them
lost me there, no one marries whores, in fact no one marries in germany anymore, deal with it monkey

This, I know like 4 words and it doesn't matter because I love Castizas and they love me

Realistically it's
>be white
>make a half-assed attempt at hygiene
>don't be a giga sperg, dial it back a bit
>show a half-assed interest in Spanish language and Latin culture
>fuck the Latina
>that's it, that's all you have to do
I see a lot of WMLF couples around town. I think it's becoming more common.

>maldito indígena
Al menos nosotros somos Incas, que tuvimos un imperio, en tu país solo había puro indio de arco y flecha y más negros que en Argentina. Literalmente un mutt en toda regla.

Venezuela, país de pobreza, hambre y miseria. Así son.

Central and South Americans, especially Colombians, are way more promiscuous and open to cheating.

>fucked a peruvian girl last night
>some of the best sex i've ever had
i get the appeal now lads

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low hanging fruit.
nice job, brah!

Okay, now gib Aussie gf.

sure mate, it's only fair

>muh incan empire
Nigger, my grandfather was from Spain, "muh ancestors" were the ones that conquered yours, I aint no damn pemon nor wuajiro, so stop that non sense with me fag.

>insells
psyop of the century

That's not a peruvian, that's just your regular spanish castiza with a tan, in short, you fucked a spanish woman born in peru
This is what a real peruvian woman looks like.

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this but unironically, they are leashes and dumb subhumans

kys monkeys

>mutt on VPN
oh noes monkeybros did we get too cocky?

Is Lima safe for whites?

Judging by your flag, you don't need to worry about that.

>learn spanish
lmao I would never learn bean speak and yet I am beating these taco whores off with a stick