HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte! Komm zu mir! schnell!

>This man is high rank Abwehr offizier and demands your ID.

>White = Der Fuhrer (take over the thread)
>Yellow = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Green = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Grey = Abwehr (Pass)
>Purple = Gestapo (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Light Brown = Judischer Mischling (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)
>Borderline color = Spy (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Trippz/Quads = Russian-German alliance established, whites win, all rats are gassed
>1488 = united white heaven happened


IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured in Gestapo for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Germany and Russia become allies and invade Britain and USA, all rats are gassed

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/4-JM6ChF-Fw?t=279
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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Oi oi Fritz, 'ow's tricks?

Ich hatte einen kameraden

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Sieg heil. Kill all Russians on site.

uh oh

rolling...

o-ok

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rolling
heil hitler

I'm sure I'll probably regret this...

Rolllllllllllllllllllllling

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88 roll

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Um excuse my jannie but please get this disgusting nazi the fuck off my board. Putin prevails.

Im VIP

Sure thing officer

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Bread roll

HEIL HITLER MEIN NIGGER!!!! DEATH TO THE JUDEN!

Fuck I've been outed.

Let's see who I might be....roll.

lets go boys

Heil kitler!

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Wilkomen

SS here
step aside faggots

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Reporting in

nice

was ist los?

Sieg Heil!

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>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
fukkin epic, living at a resort hotel for free.
heres a video of anne frank's stepsister eva schloss giving the details of how show knows that the liberation photos of auschwitz are counterfeits. she was there and saw the whole thing happen.
youtu.be/4-JM6ChF-Fw?t=279

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Ah I'm captured!

Z heil, bruder!

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SS in africa? It better be fun

Nice
Time to go the western front and kick Frances ass for being faggots

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rollin

h-here sir
not a jew. promise

Not this same gay thread we see every few days again

Hmm

Fuck niggers

I'm feeling lucky

ez game

damn boys, see you in moscow I guess

yeah

Aww come on

Woah momma

MEIN LEBEN

Roll

heil hitler!

Roll

Jonko bitte

HEIL HITLER

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Guten tag, besiechts meine ougen, negger.

whaddup mien nigger

Nigger.

The Holocaust didn’t happen, but it should have.

eat shit commie

roll

>SA SÔIJAK.png

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Heil heil

Rollin

Meh. Could have been worse.

rolling

Shieeet

VE ZE PEEPEL!

nigger

Strudel! Frankfurt! Ja!

any wehrmacht bros on the eastern front? just a quick victory in stalingrad surely…

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Brown and quads

Not bad Waffen SS Operation Barbarossa

What's with his neck?

at least himmler was right

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>abwehr
fuck canaris

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It was never your board slavnigger

sneed

Roll

Ok

Rolling

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