Lada, recently re-nationalised by the Russian government, presents "Lada Granta Classic 2022", proudly getting rid of foreign influences:
- no ABS
- no ESP
- no GPS (or even RU satnav)
- no seat belt pretensioners
- no airbags
- no 21st century emission restrictions (Euro-2)
RUSSIA GOES FULL USSR AGAIN! BRINGS BACK LADA!
Jayden Baker
Juan Thomas
That's some suspicious flag...
Landon Nguyen
Ywnbaw
Austin Carter
I wish they made a car without that shit here. Although the emissions I understand. Airbags too.
The rest of it can go.
Colton Thomas
ah, yes, the random person from twitter, my favorite source for factual and unbiased information on all sorts of topics. thank you for bringing this to me once again, friend.
Christopher Robinson
Nooooo you can't build a car that's not full of microcontrollers that make it impossible to service yourself!!!!!!!!
Austin Wood
So much SOVL
Connor Sanchez
Looks pretty fucking based to be honest, it also doesn't have the cucky EU "we can shut off your vehicle" bullshit in it. Based.
Dylan Morgan
Based
Globohomo can't track you down in your Lada
Jace Bailey
it's the flag of Uraguy
Carson Miller
Wtf I love Russia now, all those additions to make vehicles more "safe and environmentally friendly" are a Jewish scam to enrich vehicle parts manufacturers
Jordan Rogers
That looks cool. I'd consider buying one if I knew I could get parts for it.
Robert Lewis
nah it's ugly
Matthew Gray
It's NATO
Isaac Mitchell
>no airbags
lol
Wyatt Carter
Were people crashing a lot before abs and esp was introduced?
You don’t need that shit to drive, yes it’s nice but it’s not necessary
Ryan Rogers
I bet its a cheap, easy to fix car that everyone can buy. Instead in the west we get tens of thousands of dollars in electronics that no one asked for and we end up with expensive bs cars.
Levi Reyes
Yes, people wonder why boomers could buy a muscle car to get laid by working a summer job
Ryan Scott
Based, fuck the west, nato, the UN and the EU.
Aiden Brooks
>- no seat belt pretensioners
>- no ABS
I'd add these two, the rest is bullshit.
Wondering why they don't just use Dacia Sanderos?
Christian Jones
Why don't Russia just copy and steal toyota schematics? Mass produce COROLLAS for every Russian!
Gabriel Rivera
Oh no, a simple, repairable and affordable car that isn't plagued by planned obsolescene, fellow clownsociety-sisters, how do we cope?
Matthew Ross
>dat ground clearance for a shitbox
5/7 would thrash on backcountry roads
Nathan Miller
Exactly, maintenance would be alot less than the EU counterpart.
You're an idiot. Good goy.
Cooper Thomas
>Were people crashing a lot before abs and esp was introduced?
You kinda need ABS since most cars aren't tuned properly and most drivers can't modulate a brake under pressure, so it's fairly necessary.
ESP is bullshit, especially in front-wheel-drive cars.
William Edwards
based
Austin Ortiz
based nonpozed chad car
Hudson Cooper
Please tell me it comes with dashcam linked directly to worldstarhiphop instead of onstar?
Josiah Wright
Im gonna import ten. Match me!
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Isaac Brown
Globohomo flag, tranny department.
Levi Bell
>memeflag linking to tranny faggot twatter
Levi James
Putin mentioned in one of his speeches / interviews in relation to the Ukraine special operation that one good thing about the sanctions is that it removes all foreign competition from their stores which opens up for Russian companies and products to be able to compete and get in to the market. So in that sense, long term, the sanctions might not be so bad at all.
Interesting.
Jack James
well fucking great! now its going to be 2 years until were all crawling on the ground to breathe with outer space just a hands reach away
Joseph Murphy
You mean Russia is actually making real cars? Good shit.
Gabriel Parker
>sus
Kayden Richardson
It should have the most modern filters tho..
Isaiah Ramirez
Based, fuck modern cars
Angel Lewis
Kys troon faggot.
You'll never be a woman.
Lincoln Jackson
They're crashing more now.. because despite all the gimmicks it all comes down to licensing and drivers training.
Any bozo gets a license here, you'll see these plastic shit mobiles embedded in someones house or totalled on the street.
Kevin Lewis
Starting price of 727 900 ₽
Lol nigger I can get a car cheaper than that in Canada
Jordan Perez
Thats a good point we fill the tires with liquid latex and take out every stinger in the European union for shits n giggles then go on a peace convoy to ukraine to protest the burning of tanks
William Gutierrez
They live in an icy country you dusty faggot.
T. Montana
Isaiah Sullivan
Price? Everything is sellable if the price is right
Brody Evans
Looks like a Saturn from the late 90s
Joseph Nelson
thats repurposed Renault they stole their factory LOL
Hunter Thomas
I Live in an icy country and it's fine if you have good tires. Abs and esp are mostly there to protect people who don't understand ice = icy
William Bell
This sounds like a fun car. The no airbag thing is a dealbreaker. Because half of Russia is all chinky at this point, and they likely are moving disasters waiting to happen on the road.
Nicholas James
Have to go back to 1971 for cars, 1973 for trucks to not buy a bullshit faggotmobile in American.
Good for Dima this is a step in the right direction for the world.
Logan Brown
At least when you up the hood you know what your going to find.
Robert King
Fuck, I want one now. Just an engine on a frame is all most of us ever wanted.
Carson Miller
ABS almost killed me once
Owen Allen
Look at that, pure shitbox SOVL unlike the overregulated western crap right now.
Blake Jenkins
Airbags are a giant meme, they're very VERY rarely effective.
Real belt pretensioners is the most important thing here.
Bentley Reed
Nah, I've got a classic that only has lap seatbelts.. and that's pretty much it for safety devices.
It doesn't even have AC or a brake booster.
When I put discs on all four wheels I'll add the booster. So far it's not needed.
Xavier Hall
4 cylinder? 40 mpg?
I'll take one.
Noah Nguyen
>cheeki breeki