BURGERS FUCKING COLONIZE US ALREADY!!

I AM FUCKING DONE HOLY SHIT! FUCK THIS SHITHOLE. LOOK AT THIS CURRENCY SHIT! FUCK!

EVEN BEING A GOLEM IS BETTER THAN THIS SHIT!

BURGERS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND MAKE US YOUR 51ST STATE!

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You would be a territory, not a state.

Why the fuck not? I will vote trump burger.

More likely you will be a province of China.

politics, you would be like puerto rico. Nothing personal.

>China
Jesus Fuck. I'll actually prefer the fucking kikes than the Chinese. They will fucking erase us burgerbro...

Colonize our shithole pls. English was our 2nd language anyway. Comms won't be a problem

I feel your feels but we have our own problems right now.

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Is that good?
How many leaf blowers is 53 pesos?

With 50 pesos you can actually eat a fucking full course meal with drinks here. And an extra chicken too. There's going to be probably change too.

1 liter of gas here will be around 1.5 dollars rough estimate

You literally have the 2nd Amendment. Use that burger

Help Mexico pump Ohio Full of DRUGS!

If you can knock out one of their shitty state, than you get to take the place because nobody wants to buy new flags.

Or maybe oklahoma - texas hates them.
Or maybe a dakota, we don't need two of them.

We tried.

Why the fuck would anyone want to join a country in decline

Pinoys in America was woke liberals.

Just use USD. Half your population is working overseas anyway.

Actually that's the opposite of reality. More than half of Filipinos voted for Trump.

I could go for some cheap beachside property with several underage flip sex slaves

Dear mexico,
We had to fuck your currency, because your disgusting troll women are unfuckable.
Next time do better.
Sincerely,
Nato

It was always stable at 50. I don't get why you're upset. You're a retarded brown monkey go kys.