Postmates partnered with anal surgeon Dr. Evan Goldstein to developing a menu for those who want to be ass raped by their boyfriend without shitting the bed.
The ad goes on to list foods that a "bottom" should avoid before anal sex.
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Postmates present their 'bottom-friendly' menu
Jeremiah Peterson
Aiden Adams
ridiculous.
Chase Martin
>antichrist
>dislike
Oliver King
>we teamed up with dr. evan goldstein-
PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP.
Elijah Hernandez
>>we teamed up with dr. evan goldstein-
I feel like I'm stuck in some kind of insane dreamworld.
None of this can be real.
Brayden Diaz
Unlike many anons will, I did watch to the end (regretably).
Isaac Morris
>G
>O
>L
>D
>S
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Gavin Martin
Dont wat animale then
Liam Miller
Hunter Baker
I laughed while my soul died.
Benjamin Walker
I don't even understand what this accomplishes........... don't eat fiber why?
Jason Bell
To avoid giving your boyfriend shitdick
Jordan Allen
I didn't know faggots can avoid this
Kayden Brooks
just start getting food from muslim restaurants problem solved lmao.
Leo Robinson
>Goldstein
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
All they had to do is ask jack Murphy. Aka goldman.
John Howard
Michael Jenkins
Carson Sanchez
Logan Gonzalez
>Dr. Evan Goldstein
Did he rank last in the pilpul test or some shit? He has to subvert society by looking at and touching destroyed fag assholes all day?
Robert Reed
Taking one for the team.
Our sincere thanks, user.
Aiden Edwards
What the fuck.