What is in like in jail?

What is in like in jail?
I'm probably going there soon.
Anything I should be aware of?

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You can identify other 4channers by calling yourself a chomo. Ask where the chomos hang out in the chow hall.

Oklahoma county is where nightmares are born user. Flee the state and aim for federal prison instead.

idk but I hear the British Broadcasting Corporation is a big name there

Sounds like your gonna get buggered by nighers fren, might be better to go on the lamb

Speak English, faggot.

Explain.

Why?

Lithium, water, Coper, and cement, aka gray calcium. Also LCD and plastics. Whats lcd

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What the fuck did you do?

Tursh

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Feds slipped my father cp when I was in the womb.

I merely watched nigger porn.

Nah, fuck money. Cops are Just idiots. I forgive em.

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First thing you do when you pass through intake is take a shower, I know it sounds weird but all the vets hit the shower first because they know they'll be there awhile and your best bet avoiding trouble right off the bat is looking like you know what you're doing.

Zomb btw. Joe arpaio is a punk.

Shut up Fargo.

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FPBP

Also, take anything offered to you for free. In jail, try to mooch as much free stuff as possible.

In the county they make the green ones lay on the floor. Usually they fuck around and play games with your dumbass laying there for 24/7 if you fall asleep the old ones try to land a wad of spit in your mouth. Or they click food and try to land shit on your face. Sometimes it depends where ur at they even stick their dick out and try to shoot a stream of pics at your fCe. If you get up you get raped. I'm not kidding they will rape you either right then and there or when you're out. Like in front of any guards they will grab you from behind and whisper shit in your ear. They get off on making you look like a bitch in front of the authorities. Tldr you will get tested (turned into a bitch) for a few days. Remember to tighten your asshole at all times they can feel it through your pants and will try poking your butthole.

You're trying to get OP killed.

depends on the ail. my hometown is in a county of only 200,000 people, mostly white. so jail is pretty boring in general. i was arrested in new orleans once and spent a couple weeks in their 'parish prison' and it was the worst experience of my life. you can guess why.

perchance you may find yourself enjoying some unwilling anal intercourse with same ebony fellows, if i may offer a suggestion you should make an attempt to evade the authorities and avoid gaol

Jail is worse than prison because in prison you have way more privileges, more amenities, and more space. So yeah, jail sucks dude. Tensions run higher in jail because dudes are there waiting on their fates and going through the whole rigmarole of the courts system, wheels of justice that grind real slow. It's enough to make you go crazy. I've seen or heard of quite a few suicides while I was in jail. I was in jail eight months fighting a charge. I was found not guilty after eight months of that BULLSHIT having been denied bond for absolutely no reason having been accused of a crime I did not do. I'm traumatized for life.

You made that up.

Kill every White person and send the africans bck. BAUKBAUUUUUK?!???! Rafftrax X time b tleil

8?

Yea? Tell me why you think that?

Yeah going through the whole courts process before FINALLY going to trial where I was found not guilty. And the kicker is I was accused of the DUMBEST crime ever.

County jail is fine relatively unless you are a moron Sate jail is 100x's worse

pre lube your ass and start dilating now faggot

Was PC in Santa Barbara, did 3 months. Everything was chill, even in PC there's politics now so just stick with your boys.

OK county is one of the worst jails in the entire country. You are literally better off fleeing to Mexico.

Oh yeah, user, nobody gets raped in jail. You're gonna have to fight somebody though, that is an unavoidable thing. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT SOMEONE.

Try to get put in solitary. It will save your virgin asshole. Unless you're a faggot and into that shit. Good luck.

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Hey dumbass, nobody gets raped in jail. user, don't listen to this doofus.

What state? I think it depends. There's tweaker kver here bugging the young kids. It's fucked man. One kid tried going into the corner head down and everything trying to be left alone. That don't fly in the county. You are getting called up and if you don't talk back you are getting tested. Enjoy your stay nigga

When they make the first move to rape you, you have to pin them down and rape them first. Rape early and often and you'll be fine.