No I will not get a job

No I will not get a job
No I will not start a family
No I will not grow up

I'm going to play video games for the rest of my life, and stay up till 5 am browsing Any Forums, and only eat pizza, while collecting NEETbux in my bachelor's suite.

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I have eternity to waste.

I respect these decisions. I'm doing the same except i have a job and pay taxes which sucks. I don't know how to get neetbucks.

Y are yoo wareing a soot than

But what about sex?
Sex is nice

My brother is a loser neet that lived with my mom until she recently died. Now he's my burden. What are these neet bucks you speak of that I can help him collect?

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Unnecessary. A good life can be had without it.

Pretty based. I wish I could siphon neetbux from this cancerous society.

Until you get drafted

abandon him so he kills himself

>abandon him so he kills himself

Might happen eventually

My life as a NEET is bliss, until the people who call themselves the government start telling their clown that they dress up in strippers uniform to enforce arbitrary rules.

>only jobs available are fast food, cashier and box pusher for $15/hr or less
Yeah I just NEET at that point. I leech off a parent but I get $250 in food stamps at least while spending my free time with friends, watching anime while 3d modeling and learning programming.

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you almost certainly earn at least 5x whatever he's getting, neetbux are trash if you're used to an actual wage ($100k+)

also im not a fag i just post nigger with gay flag in slide threads

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>No I will not get a job
>No I will not start a family
>No I will not grow up
>I'm going to play video games for the rest of my life, and stay up till 5 am browsing Any Forums, and only eat pizza, while collecting NEETbux in my bachelor's suite.
Based. Are you on welfare? how can I get on welfare if I'm in Canada?

I'm a human, not an animal.

I wish i could do the same

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I would only start a family if I lived innawoods. I would make sure that the government wouldn't know that my children exist.

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Same. FUCK THE MAN. Don’t ever tell me how to live my life you mamas boy bitch.

i will post a smug handsome frog in a tux to posture my delusions of being appealing

You will die in 5 years of a heart attack, and your mother will regret she had you