Creature spotted in Texas Zoo

ALIEN OR SOMETHING MORE "ANCIENT" Any Forums

I'd wager it's some kind of fey or spirit giving flesh

nypost.com/2022/06/09/unidentified-creature-spotted-roaming-texas-zoo/

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Take this shit to /x/

I bet he was fuckin some hot zoo pussy

sonichu

thats a furry.

WOAH!

That's a furry suit

Is that Sonichu?

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Wendigobros…

Most cryptids and aliens sightings are fey. Big furry humanoid is a favorite shape of theirs

Fake until they post the fcking security footage the screenshot was taken from

Im not saying its a coyote per se, but you get the idea.

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>sanic
Oh my god

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It’s guerrilla marketing you fag, the zoo is in on it

In cohoots with cwc to ??? and prove his prophesy true?

looks like a guy in a cowboy hat
probably touching some of the animals

Someone with autism worse than me should figure out how tall this thing is by examining how far it is from the fence, counting how many squares of chainlink it takes up, learning the average size of a chainlink square, adding it all together and accounting for the distance.

Are there any math fags in the audience tonight?

fpbp

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The hostess twinkee cowboy

The green asshole really ties it all together

That’s obviously not a guerilla retard

Holy shit it's Darth Vader

coyote