By Dr. Evan Goldberg
Yes, this is real.
Postmates "Bottom-Friendly" Menu
Jeremiah Cook
Landon Murphy
>Goldberg
Landon Clark
No one here needs to be convinced that it is. Who didn't see this type of open sordidness coming?
Ethan Perry
is.... is this a menu of food that doesnt make you shit bad?
Xavier Flores
When I say every single time brother, I mean every single time!
Xavier Cook
>don’t eat heavy food otherwise your dilated asshole might release poop during faggotry.
“Progressive”. We’re “progressing”.
Justin Reyes
Love is love!
Anthony Morgan
Yes, it apparently keeps your ass max-pleasant for dicks and sperm. Apparently "top" fags don't want the victim/bottom diarrheaing all over their dicks when they rut in the butt.
This is now something a FOOD SERVICE is interested in.
Matthew Anderson
Burgers?
Julian Ramirez
>victim
kek
honk honk its real
in 20 years the bottom menu will include dinosaur shaped food
to many honks for me today
Brayden Morris
Is this real?
Eli Brooks
Worst video since pic-related
Aiden Morris
Yes
Brandon Clark
Yep, 100% real. I thought it wasn't but then I watched the video. They literally tell faggots to avoid beans prior to getting railed up the tailpipe. Click the link and watch it.
Jeremiah Robinson
>Goldberg
Isaac Diaz
Bump. Any Forums should be all over this, wtf?
Gabriel Stewart
It literally just came out a few hours ago.
Wyatt Jackson
>"What are you eating this Pride?"
They use "Pride" the way we use "Thanksgiving" or "Christmas."
Samuel Turner
Bentley Myers
>It literally just came out a few hours ago.
Exactly. This place is getting lazy.
Eli Davis
lmao it's fucking real
Brayden Wood
Any Forums found it first: