Postmates to offer new “bottom friendly” menu

That’s right Any Forums! You can explain to your kids that Postmates has a great new menu to help gay men fuck each other in the ass without the guy on top getting shit all over his dick. Don’t you just love pride?

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What are you sliding?

>goldstein

It’s every time, isn’t it

I dont get it. What does it mean?

You know what, i dont know why im asking. Dont bother

In case you need to be grounded to reality for a second
This corporation made a marketing campaign, likely passing through hordes of suits and committees, to advertise food specifically picked to prevent diarrhea when a man sodomizes another man’s anus
This was promoted online and likely cost many thousands to create
Got it?

Apparently this is his practice… lmfao

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Lmao the logistics of gay sex is hilarious if you think about it. Can't eat a crunchwrap supreme tonight I'm having a shag later lmao.

how fitting

lmao is this a parody

Nope, it’s real

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>Apparently this is his practice… lmfao
It's so wild that some of this stuff is real. I know an engineer that started out working for a company designing a surgical machine for reconstructing tore up housewife/roastie vaginas. They would test the thing on torso cut cadavers.

>anal restoration

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This is for people who want to EAT ASS, user

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>Dr.Goldstein

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user is exposing degeneracy, retard

>CEO: Bastian Lehmann

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Wtf is postmates?

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Food delivery service like Grubhub or DoorDash

Jesus Christ. I'm done.

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