Post images that confuse and enrage city dwelling homosexuals
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Gavin Myers
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Aaron Jenkins
chickens be lookin like dat doe? no cap fr?
Tyler Fisher
If you grab a chick the brood mother will slice you open with pic related
Hudson Foster
no sus, cocks b bussin.
Caleb Martin
>snips it off
Logan Morales
Nice cock.
Gavin Flores
SHEEESH that aint bussin at all bru no cap fr
Dominic Jones
Yes, the roosters do. And they still think they are velociraptors, despite the programming being millions of years of evolution out of date.
So they will sneak up on, jump up three or four feet and spur the fuck out of you KAKAYAA!!!
Hate those assholes
Charles Robinson
nothing terrifies cityfags more than birds-eye view photos of white suburban neighborhoods
Nathan Perry
>My big white cock
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Jackson Fisher
My rooster is a giant pussy that makes happy sounds when I throw food at him.
Joshua Turner
Chickens are seriously fucked up. When they see blood they go into a murder frenzy and kill wounded birds. This is why pic related exists.
Ayden Rodriguez
Aaron Hernandez
nice get ther bud
Carson Adams
My parents keep chickens, they've got half a dozen and 5 of them gang up on the runtiest one and pluck the feathers off her back. They also keep smashing their own eggs open and eating them. They're fucking freaks
Caleb Adams
Fuck I hate roosters too, my grandparents had a very territorial one when I was a kid, still hating those faggots retarded birds. Fuckers going straight for the eyes.
Jason Gray
put in a second rooster and you'll see how much of a pussy he is
Asher Myers
here is a filthy urbanite trying to cross our territory.
Jack Perry
>french
>hates cocks
Kayden Nelson
How big is a city in your opinion
Leo Myers
It's really hit or miss, they have personalities like any animal I guess. My sisters rooster at her farm is a bro, lets you take his hens eggs, is happy to be fed, etc.
But I had a rooster growing up that might have been Satan incarnate, and would actively hunt and stalk anybody who went outside. He would spur you and leave you bloody, i'd beat him with fence post's and the demonic thing would not die.
>doing chores, minding your business, bitching about whatever
>hear a rustle in the grass
>look around
>quiet bird coo
>"where the fuck is he?!"
>EAR SPLITTING ROOSTER CALL DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU AS HE SPUR POUNCES INTO YOUR CALVES!!!
fuck you Perceval, hope your deep frying in chicken hell.
Tyler Gutierrez
Checked, the city dweller is confused and enraged by the rural indoor chicken farmer
Ryan Hughes
Michael Hernandez
I am Murr, fueler of the Marathon on Pisces and 8th, and this image of chicken toes confuses and enrages me!
Andrew Roberts
>have two roosters
>they square up
>German Shepherd: "I don't know what this game is but I absolutely want to play"
>squawksquawksquawk