Don't shit yourself in bed chuds
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Is this loss?
I think we're all losing.
>Goldstein
>hey I'm here with the meal you wanted for that gay sex in your ass
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
Just when I thought things couldn't possibly get any more absurd.
>nuts are good for your ass
Do faggets really
>inb4
>gay sex compatible fast food
When do we hit peak Weimar?
kek missed this one
When they start to advertise a child menu.
Think weimar fused with a sort of hyper consumerism.
>dr evan Goldstein
Weimar Germany vibes
YOU VILL EAT ZE BUGS
>Exactly. We're tired of heterosexual sex being the main focus of sexual education. Homosexual sex, specifically bottoming, is all too often omitted and stigmatized. Not this year. Happy Pride!
Well, at least they said the quiet part out loud. They want your kids to know that they need to clean their asses before they take dick.
I vill not eat ze bugs!
Honk honk
>Goldstein
>sodomy friendly menu
We're going to need more rope
Limited edition gay sex compatible bug based fast food kids menu that 'goes viral'?
I want this country to be fucking nuked.
>Goldstein
you cannot make this shit up
Fuck this degenerate planet.
Its such an obvious jew movement
I don’t want the whole country to be nuked, just New York City, Washington DC, Los Angeles, Chicago, Detroit, San Francisco, Minneapolis, and Boston.
imagine thinking about anal sex all day.
This warrants unending and repeated honking at 140 decibels.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK WEIMARICA!