Unidentified Substance in the Baltic

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What is it, anons? Best digits decide.

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north korea special forces

Serbian cum

fish cum

neovag excrement

An experimental enzyme for micro plastics that will have even worse consequences some how I'm sure

>gust occur on water
>"omg it's a conspiracy!"

Russophobes are insane.

Did a sub go down?

excess soi from liquidated reddit brigade

Fish sticks

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spinal fluid

Super light water.

Its called water

An OP who provides a link instead of just a picture.

banana juice

Nato-grade copium

It's actually russian cum but don't let the serbs know that or else they'll get their straws out and drink the whole thing

I jerked one to OPs mum

it's called water currents

Looks like covid vaccines to me.

my jizz that leaked into the sea after i spooged on your moms face

It's over, bros.

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IT'S GRAY GOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Well the pictureisnt if any unknown substance. Its a trail from the ship where the camera is placed.


Have you never been on the ocean before?

Someone flush the toilet. Ships often emptying their toilet water direct to sea....and breaking many laws by doing that.

Ukaine

Whale cum.

Bitch

The cum of the elites, spraying their demon worshiping orgy juices into the wild in an attempt to birth some underwater monstrosity

Rare?

It multiplies out of control and eats all the plastics in the world before a countermeasure can be developed

Fresh water and salt water

Checked
We need to do something before it washes up on shore

Probably a difference in salinity as the waters clash.

electromagnetic film for uh

H02

ITS MY CUM

Vdv corpse slime from the latest drop

It's cum from the people of Atlantis

Niggertanium

waves

alien sperm

Not my problem.

Sorry, I busted.

Russian tears are saltier, thus more buoyant.

It's the secret synthetic fuel from old sunken Nazi vessels. Highly toxic and invented as a diesel substitute during the war

its an absolutely normal pattern on any larger water surface. happens on lakes and streams aswell.
if I look outside of my window I currently see exactly this.

not sure what it is though. I always thought it was wind, but that makes not much sense. even in streams the patters stays very stationary. its either difference of density due to temperature or underwater flow.
no matter, its perfectly normal.

Do the needy sirs and redeem

based but in this case at least it's a more fun thread without the article
you just know it would be some pro-globohomo fluff piece and give you little to no real info

nationalturk.com/en/unknown-substance-discovered-in-the-baltic-sea/

Industrial waste, perhaps from an illicit drug operation

Wormwood.

fluid that turns you into a titan

rolling

that would be a good thing. all plastic should be destroyed.

>nationalturk.com/en/unknown-substance-discovered-in-the-baltic-sea/
Could they not test the substance to determine what exactly it is?
With all of todays devices and science how is it possible they don't know?

BEWARE THE LIQUID JEW!

Putin cummed looking at Sanna Marin's ass.

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Can you get high of it? And if so, how high?

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nanomachines, son

those different shades are due to being bodies of water with different salt concentrations

wake of a leaking boat

Alien cum

Trillion tons of Anti freeze to prep for the a possible winter war to keep the ports open.

DING DING DING DING

Water

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I jerked one to you jerking it the OPs mum

they should just add salt to the water to prevent it from freezing. works for the roads.

Sorry I cummed

Antifreeze for winter war

They know.
I can buy a spectrometer I can hold in my hand for $60 and point it at things, press a button and get an elemental analysis I can feed into a database to find out what something is in moments.
THEY KNOW.
The REAL question is "why aren't they saying what it is?"

What happens when it starts attacking the micro plastics in your blood stream?

Salt water bro. You can add thigh tech glycol glycerin bla bla and shit stays liquid during winter but you poison all fish and everyone who eats it but im surr russians would never do that just to have a nort port open during winter in case crimea is lost during ww3