In Texas you can't own an varied assortment of dildos, but you can get guns without training

In Texas you can't own an varied assortment of dildos, but you can get guns without training...

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Why do these faggots want so many dildos?
6 dildos? You only have 2 maybe 3 holes

I think I'll just leave pic related here before anyone post something like "just use the guns as dildos"

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I see nothing wrong with that. Anyone who has any dildos should be stoned to death.

But user how will I hang dildos from the ceiling when the feds come

Guns don't kill people. Dildos do

guns normal dildoes deviant cry about it you genetic mutation faggot.

It’s just one of those dumb laws that isn’t enforced. Like how it’s illegal to sleep on top your refrigerator. These people are so deceptive.

Full auto dildos are illegal here too

Have you seen the kind of person who owns 6 or more dildos? They also have a bunch of guns.

Do you have a version that isn't compressed to shit?

stop using mobile, dipshit

I'm not on mobile you faggot, you saved the image wrong like the retarded north african rape baby you are and now nobody can read the text because of the image compression.

>OMG I CANT BELIEVE PEOPLE CAN HAVE AS MANY TOOLS TO DEFENS THEMSELVES AND THEIR PROPERTY AS THEY WANT
>BUT MY DISGUSTING FAGGOTY DEGENERACY HAS LIMITS? WAHHHH
kill yourself immediately you disgusting faggot

Lol

This is why, those feds were never the same after raiding that one user.

Why does anybody need more than 6 dildos? That's six asses or vags or three and three or 3 and three mouths or 2 and 2 and 2. All rights have their limits.

Can confim. And that's not recent. Abundance comes in all forms.

What about fully semi automatic dildos? I want to buy but can't pass background check.

Good. No one needs dildos you faggot.

>What about fully semi automatic dildos?
just get a partially semi auto

A law isn't really a law if it's not enforced. Nobody gives a shit about sex toys.

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Hmm, can I get an extended porn magazine for those?

Holy shit a Jerry just made a joke.

Good comic

We need responsible dildo ownership. Call that faggot actor back to the white house please.

>you can't own an varied assortment of dildos
how do they police this?

You are on mobile. So am I, but there is a way around this that newfags must not know

And that s a good thing

The police have dildo detectors, I keep my seventh in a Faraday cage so they'll never know, just like my cock.

>just like my cock.
based

I literally dont believe there is a limit on dildos in texas. Is there a dildo registry? Dildo red flag laws? Do they come to your house and arrest you and confiscate your dildos if you have too many?