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Ministry of Defence acquires government's first quantum computer
>Quantum computers can make very complex calculations extremely quickly and their creators say they can solve the problems regular computers cannot. The MoD will work with British company Orca Computing to explore applications for quantum technology in defence. Stephen Till, of the MoD's Defence Science and Technology Laboratory (DSTL), called it a "milestone moment".

Children of today should never be able to smoke
>Children of today should never be allowed to legally buy tobacco products in England, a government review says. The call has been made in a report by former charity boss Javed Khan, who was asked by ministers to look at smoking policies. Under his proposals the age of sale would rise from 18 by one year every year, until eventually no one can buy a tobacco product. Ministers have said they will consider the plan.

Severodonetsk battle may decide east Ukraine's fate - Zelensky
>President Volodymyr Zelensky has said the fate of the eastern Donbas region may be decided in the battle for Severodonetsk. Fighting there, he says, continues to be tough and Ukrainians, though suffering losses, are inflicting heavy casualties on Russian forces. But the invaders are now close to occupying all of the city.

Berlin: Teacher dead and pupils hurt as car hits crowd
>The group was on a school trip to Berlin from the state of Hesse. A second teacher was seriously hurt. Police say the driver, a 29-year-old man, was arrested at the scene. Berlin Interior Affairs Minister Iris Spranger said evidence suggested the driver was a "mentally ill person running amok".

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The ghosts of my ancestors cry out as the jew rapes this nation

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Quantum computers have ZERO advantage over classical systems. The laws of physics prohibit them from ever having advantage.

just get a fucking job ginge

>Lebanese-British youtuber who now lives in the American Southwest
Imagine the absolute flavor of that minge lads

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Deep fried falafels

>Lebanese-British
No such thing, she's a mutt.

I just got my WiFi banned for 28 days for being Josh! I'm not Josh..
Lol wtf?

Lol wtf?

>>Lebanese-British
>No such thing
Lebanon is a British colony user...

We're all josh now, which reminds me I've gotta go Iceland this morning. Got a £20 voucher from the socialist worker

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>Lebanon is a British colony user...
British is an ethnicity, muttboy. The 1948 Naturalization act has nothing to do with biology. You can't change your ethnicity but you can move here and be granted citizenship by the kikes.

Good morning sirs.
I just came back from the doctor's. Did some blood test and blood pressure. They said all is good and normal. I am 35.
Stay positive during the cloudy days.

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Springwatch wahey

>SPRINGWATCH viewers were left red-faced after presenter Megan McCubbin made a rather rude joke on the nature show.
>"Let's take a look at some of the species we've already seen - beautiful grey heron."
>"Resident all-year-round, you can see them in shallow waters.
>"Look at that, shaking its head. And a shag, I do love a shag," she added, referring to its appearance.

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How the fuck did you manage a doctors appointment? Where do you live Avalon?

Haha remember that time when you could get arrested for sitting on a park bench, it was bonkers wasn't it lads?

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I played dumb and said I didn't know that we couldn't ask for a regular checkup since it's been years since my last.
They said no, they don't do check ups if there is not a problem. But said ok to do it this time.
There is no more health in the UK. You need to trick them.

I'm an autistic shut in with no prospects, no friends outside of the computer and no job. Based!

No matter who you are, you can improve your life. Take control. Move forward. Dreams keep us alive, fighting for them makes us feel alive.

How have you improved yourself this week/month/year? Lifting isn't life, a well-balanced human being is productive, has fun, pushes him/herself to succeed, is charismatic, and strives to live the best life they can. Share your successes, failures, methods, and everything in between.

Basic Recommendations:
>Use a calendar for things YOU WILL DO.
>Learn to focus. Think positive.
>Do routines for things you should do periodically/daily, this should cover daily things or weekly chores such as laundry, cleaning, shopping.
>Identify and Eliminate conflicts within yourself.
>Focus on identifying the time wasters in your life and eliminate them.
>Focus on the essentials. If you try to do everything at once you’ll burnout. Little by little.

Remember that physical health and mental health go hand in hand. Eat and drink healthy... THINK healthy. You MUST have a healthy mind. What music are you listening to? Is it depressing or noisy unthinking nonsense? Begin to cut that out of your life the same way you would smoking. Same goes for what you are watching on the television etc too. All these things are effecting your brain. Which leads on nicely to addiction of pornography and masturbation. You must take control of these urges. The end goal of nofap should be a healthy sexual relationship with the opposite sex. The end goal of Self Improvement should be a large beautiful family, where your children are being raised correctly... far away from the madness of the cities.

Good work, I had an ear infection last year and they wouldn't see me cos they made me do a PCR and it showed positive even though I just dipped it in water. Cunts

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>the end goal of self improvement should be a large beautiful family
self improving for the sole purpose of impressing a woman is cuckoldry of the highest degree

>"...I do love a shag," she added

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>even though I just dipped it in water

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Lefties on Twitter seething that protesters in the "peaceful vigil" for Sarah Everard (the one where they were peacefully assaulting and spitting at cops) have been fined for breaking lockdown rules. Always funny when they REEEEEE about the rules they were shilling for constantly being applied to them.

Yes, as a man won't derive any pleasure from having a beautiful wife and many well-rounded children

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same wtf

good luck in 2022 mate. these women don't exist anywhere.

>you can move here and be granted citizenship by the kikes.
I can? How does 68 million yanks sound? Based kikes could help us repeat the Hawaii model of imperialism.

>keep women silent

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Just apply for a work visa and if you live here for I think 5 years you can apply for citizenship. It's easier for commonwealth citizens though.

don't bother if you're not white. I had an American lass a few years ago and she was halfcast and that was nigh on impossible, the waiting list for family visas especially is massive because they prioritise non-white countries.

>the waiting list for family visas especially is massive because they prioritise non-white countries.
Yup commonwealth citizens are at the front of the immigration queue.