Took a DNA test... Thought I was Swedish.. Turns out I'm 90% English... You know what

Took a DNA test... Thought I was Swedish.. Turns out I'm 90% English... You know what.

I want to come home.

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your ancestors left for a reason

Those tests are a scam. Somebody tested it with 2 twins (using fake names). The results showed different DNA results. Congratulations on getting scammed.

>90% English
Cut off your legs below your knees and 90% can come home. Where will the 10% go, since you are an american I'm guessing wither africa or israel?

I’m mostly english. Let’s go home borther

Well my full name is bloody British as fuck. I can't give it out because you guys would ruin my life. But someone has to save ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sips alcohol*

Twins don't have identical dna retard

Let's do this. Let's bring boatloads of guns for our m8's.

You're fucking stupid. Switzerland should be nuked.

As a tot I watched Super Ted and Absolutely Fabulous..... there's a fucking reason for that.

you will never be english Mohammeds

I thought Monty Python was the best in the fucking world.

YOU SHUT UP GERMAN!

>I want to come home.
your bloody funeral mate, i was lucky to escape in my 20's

I listen to Yes every damn day......

90% british? that's unfortunate sorry to hesr cunt

Time to save England bruv

they were probably gay, it was illegal to be gay in england back then
you dont leave the first world for the 8th world for no reason

You're even English as fuck!!

Mine came out 50% ashkenazi jew, do you guys think that's good enough to make aliyah?

Well what's the other half? If you feel for Ukraine I don't blame you sir.

more like it was illegal to be christian, gayness is a sacred UK tradition

Sure, bro. One twin has completely different ancestors +from q different country) than the other twin. You're correct, mongoloid.

French

Shouldn't you shoot up a school or get shot?

Well dammit. Embrace your French side because they need the support more than ever. Not saying to dis your other side but France is under attack.

Let’s doooo it.
We will come. We will bring gatz and trenbeloni sandwiches. We never forget our origins. We are Americans.

FUck it. Switzerland matters. You guys were there when Caesar arrived dammit.

Illegal to be a smelly puritan whos scared to fuck his wife.

if you're not a scowling yellow eyed african they won't let you in

Read a book before you embarrass yourself again

>Noooo you have to be a degenerate just get drunk all day like the rest of us innit

>maybe if I tell him to read a book he'll think i'm right

have some baked white beans, eggs over easy, and a couple sausages with grilled tomato skins.. order a cup of tea for your hangover and watch the guy pour milk in it.. if it weren't for shwarma everyone in England would starve to death.

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