Australians freeze to death

>Cold outbreak brings temperatures not seen in decades to major cities

>Three cities are in for colder weather than has been seen at this time of year for decades. Even the Top End will be affected by the cold outbreak.

>Temperatures are expected to drop down to at least -2

>On Monday and Tuesday, the frost will become much more widespread through the southeast.

>"I can't breath" said one resident in northern NSW
>"It's too fucking cold ya cunt" another resident speaks out of anger when he awoke to a frosty start

>“The humidity will be sapped out of the air by the dry southerlys, with the coldest weather due on Friday and coldest morning on Saturday,” he said.

>Temperatures in Brisbane are forecast to drop to just 6C on Friday. The city has not seen a week so cold this time of year since 1904, according to Weatherzone.

news.com.au/technology/environment/cold-outbreak-brings-temperatures-not-seen-in-decades-to-major-cities/news-story/97b4397f852576aa60d2febc49c992b7

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This is why being a neet is the best.
I get to stay home being nice and warm, while you friends have to work in the cold and that makes me sad.
Please take care of yourselves and stay warm, I'll be sad if friends get sick.
Stay warm and comfy friends.

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what?
you don't start a bond fire in your living room?

It's working, just shutdown two more coal fired power stations and we can freeze this cunt over for good.
Seriously though my hands were freezing so I had a hot shower and they felt weird. How to foreigners cope?

By being slightly uncomfortable and shutting up about it.

Just add more layers of clothes, nigger. It's 103 degree heat index and my fucking AC just crashed. We're all eating a giant shit sandwich our here, so pass the beer.

>Temperatures in Brisbane are forecast to drop to just 6C on Friday.
Just 6C? That's like a nice cozy spring day here in NYC. You telling me you aussies don't have heat in kangarooland?

These temps are measured at weather stations in wind proof boxes, usually at the airport or marine tower , it's much colder where people actually live in the hilly suburbs.

>Not seen in decades...

Fuck off reddit... It's braindead Aussies like you that freak out every time it rains or gets hot that we are in this green mess.

>we are in this green mess.
The declining use of fossil fuel has led to global cooling now.

In case you haven't fucking noticed they weaponized the weather against us retard, It's highly political when their climate catastrophe just can't get going.

>You telling me you aussies don't have heat
We don't. Winter is normally around 20 degrees where I live - which is comfy.
It was like 4 degrees when I woke up, cunt's fucked.

Imagine taking Any Forums this seriously...

At least we don't live here.

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Well buy a jacket and a good sleeping bag. You'll be fine. Maybe some of those fucking horrible bugs will die off.

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>mild autumn weather
>can't breff
Holy fuck you guys are weak.

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Just take a vaccination against the cold weather, eh?

>Australians freeze to death
Good

bonfire?

>Seriously though my hands were freezing so I had a hot shower and they felt weird.
Don't do this bro. Cold water or body heat is the way to go.

Now now, user, the Chinese aren't especially vulnerable to the cold

aaaaaargh

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just put on your North Face jacket faggot