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She did this
Joshua Wilson
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Ryder Campbell
her carbon footprint must be enormous. Is anybody keeping track of it?
Lucas Mitchell
she did absolutely nothing that bitche’s anus is completely useless GOD fucking hates trannys
Ryan Adams
Does anyone know how many abortions she’s had?
Brayden Thomas
who is this disgusting mongoloid
Connor Peterson
Imagine her on the piss. She gets plastered on everything, taking a particular liking to stouts and dark ales. Also during the night she eats McDonalds for dinner, (fk vegan when drunk asf ya know?) After her night of drinking she gets some kebabs at 4am. She gets home and devours some broccoli.
She gets up in the morning touching cloth. A poo is already awake & rubbing itself on her panties. She hobbles to the toilet holding her guts struggling to contain the tidal wave of turd lapping against the shores of her inner poohole. A few risky farts are squeezed out, so thick they linger. The air has a brown hue to it as she breathes back in her poop, coating her lungs. Now, the moment has arrived. Her ass waters have broken, her pink anus dilated and the grog bog is ready.
Before sitting down on the shitter, the stew starts flying out prematurely on the tiled floor. After slipping on her liquid shit and getting faeces in between her toes she managers to crawl to the toilet. She paints the bowl brown. Her legs shake. It comes out of her like thick pumpkin soup. Chunks are flying, full of corn. There is so much that some splashes back up between her smooth white butt and the toilet seat and hits the ground. Her ass prolapses. She is sure there is blood in the bowl. The smell is nothing like you've ever imagined and gets thicker with each pulsating action of her anus. Tonnes of waste explodes from her little pink anus. The hole is red raw from the amount of waste projecting from her body.
Without wiping she returns to bed where I wait. She lowers her dirty bum on my face and the remnants of poop drip into my mouth and up my nostrils. I can see her butthole winking at me as it tries to regain strength. The Greta Thunberg farts and a nug flies into my mouth. I choke on the ecstacy of the moment, knowing how jealous FJ would be of me.
For good measure I piss all over myself and gently doze off with the sounds of Greta's guts gurgling next to me.
Ryder Scott
my heroine, can we give em a turn of the screw?
Jaxson Phillips
Dem nips tho
Jaxon Campbell
Based Greta finishing Ted's work.
Henry Miller
Literally what?
Chase Murphy
>Does anyone know how many abortions she’s had?
She only does anal.
Joshua Parker
Greta Thunberg needs to get fucked. Imagine being in Alabama with this preachy prissy mumble munchkin. You pull up to the Candlewood suites in a fucking Dodge Challenger with aftermarket headers and parts that get you 11 miles per gallon. One rev of the engine and she's already getting inexplicably moist in her room from the sound of your massive fuel-guzzling V8 roadboat.
You get out and take a minibike running on a lawnmower engine through the parking lot and into the lobby of the hotel because FUCK walking, we didn't invent internal combustion to scuttle around with our dicks on our hands. Moonwalk down the hallway to the elevator while turning every thermostat you see on full blast and spraying CFC-saturated aerosol air fresheners everywhere. Check your phone in the elevator and hit up your broker app really quick to buy a thousand more shares of Exxon, BP, and Shell stocks while shorting anything that has to do with solar and wind because solar panels look fucking gay and windmills are for dipshits. Reach Greta's floor, backflip into her door, breaking that shit down and sending splinters flying everywhere setting off fucking car alarms and barking dogs. Her primal Scandinavian woman survival instinct kicks in and she immediately presents herself to you from all the viking raping and pillaging burned into her Nordic DNA.
You put a plastic non-biodegradable bag from Walmart over her muppet face, set a cooked rack of barbecue ribs on the small of her back, and go to town, throwing the cleaned rib bones at the back of her stupid cantaloupe head in between thrusts. After blowing your load and covering the room in non-vegan protein, you wipe your monolithic dong on her priceless handmade native American uber-sustainable fairtrade honestly sourced hippie sweater. Jump out the fucking window into a formula 1 race car and cover the hotel in black rubber as you burnout and blaze off into another American night.
Hudson Williams
my sweet climate potato :3
Luis Taylor
I forgive her.
Sebastian Diaz
Greta thunberg is just one of those or marketing schemes that are meant to quickly make money and burn out.
Robert Johnson
Moar
Liam Bailey
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who did this?
Nathan Harris
Nicholas Edwards
"Yes! The world will one day be bound to the needs of collective humanity and IT WILL BE MADE ONE!"
How about no?
Ryder White
Ah, the good 'ol days.
Adrian Gutierrez
I imagine dirty talk with Greta is
>Choking her
>Say global warming is a myth
>Say you love my big carbon footprint
Shit like that
Camden Ward
It’s a boy
Gavin Miller
delicious little bee stings
Eli Gonzalez
She's a WEF puppet go to her first video she got viral on it was at the economic forum and they used her for thumbnail on one of their videos