I served my county. Now it's your turn

I served my county. Now it's your turn.

You have 10 seconds to explain why you're not serving your country.

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I'm not a bullet sponge for bankers kek

They told me I was so jacked and fucking ripped that my mere presence would lower combat morale for our own soldiers.

Israel is not my country.

cuz the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force ARE FULL OF FAGGOTS.

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just look at my flag

Jewish neocons have hijacked American conservatism and turned America into a war machine for Israel using dubious pretexts.

It's run by Jews.

I don't live in isreal

He "served" as a lawyer. lol.
If anything, he basically harmed his country. Fuck lawyers.

>serving your country
That shit does not exist in reality, republicuck. You are serving Mossad, the CIA, the ZOG and the jews by fighting for their 21st century model of (((America))). Stop being a retarded boomer and get a real look at the events happening around you - this is what you're fighting for, the kikes in the goverment who has led us all to this very moment and it's exactly why we are on a fucking frogmeme website in a board that's commonly dragged by everyone else and the people inside it too cuz nowhere else you'll have the freedom of speech to say what you think.

Because this country hates me. So why would I serve it?

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If you are not white, you are not American.

I'm not white, so I won't be serving your country. Thank you for your service though.

>"""My""" country
since when has Cucknada been a christian mercantilist monarchy again? because I'd say since somewhere around 1859, since women could own property.

i got my exemption

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Convicted felon.

I'll stay home and fuck all of your wives and grillfriends.

Airforce Academy liaison dq'ed me for having severe mental issues. Plus I would have stolen an F-15 to shove up Biden's ass.

Since the death of the nation, the state doesn't serve my interests.

Why would i serve for something like this

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I don't have a country anymore.

My country serves jews

>I served Israel

ftfy

ITT: faggots trying to cope being lazy.

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>bumping side treads
I am

not a fan of joining the Israel Foreign Legion

I did it for free college. I didn't even know you paid to go as well until I got out. I thought I was at the top of the mountain being 24, going to an expensive school for free, getting paid to attend, collecting unemployment, banging 19 year olds that were impressed if you spent $40 on them, etc. Then later on I find out about the PTSD payments. KEK. I love my zogbot service. Best job I ever had.

I refuse to join the US military because I already served for 23 years.
Yeah, boyeeee! I'm a lazy American

I serve my country infinitely better by being a civilian and paying taxes than I would be if I submitted to conscription and got hauled off to a literal prison to be treated like a literal subhuman for 3 months, then shipped off to be free workforce for whatever general is building dacha this year, or better yet, shipped off to another country to rob "brother nation"'s civilians for food because my MREs only exist on paper.

Well, I did, 18 months of work with the physically and mentally handicapped.
Funny thing is, I still am a waaay better soldier than any faggot in this thread if I have to.

10 seconds have passed, now what nigger?

>Well, I did, 18 months of work with the physically and mentally handicapped.
>Funny thing is, I still am a waaay better soldier than any faggot in this thread if I have to.
I bet you couldn't beat American soldiers in a world war. *smug*

Hi sorry I don’t want to die for ZOG faggot globalist interests. Oh by the way did a tell you I don’t like kikes and niggers.

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HAHAHAHA Your job it worthless!

A person who works at McDonalds does more work and is better for the country than any military person who hasn't won a war since WWII and even then, Russia sacrificed more bodies to hitler.

Leeching of welfare to accelerate collapse is a bigger service to my country than to larp for Globohomo

But I don't want to start shooting cops.