How do we fix suburbia?

Or was it just the product of boomer selfishness and needs to be deconstructed?

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banning public transportation should solve most suburban problems, that's how the criminals get into them

That's not suburbia
That's a glorified city without any tall buildings

Greedy developers

fpbp

Burn it all down. That is the only way to fix it. All forms of urbanism is a disease. Get rid of cars and go back to the horse. That is the only way or our children will not be able to survive. Within Helter Skelter we will see the solution and it will happen soon.

It's the product of a strong economy, a healthy middle class, and individuals striving to better their lives.


Naturally commies despise this because they know better, or some cope they spew because they're bitter and don't want to get a job

Just make commieblocks.

My neighborhood is starting to develop a bum problem because the nearby catholic church started doing a homeless shelter, and they just wander in over time. I don't know if they're picking them up and bringing them here, or what, but there's like 6 guys I regularly see walking up and down the main road ranting to themselves.

demolish 3/4 of the houses and plant trees
those desert developments you post are not a representation of Suburbia

Sidewalks, amenities like pools parks and sporting fields, a small grocery store.
Oh wait now it isn't a suburb it's an actual town. Almost like suburbs are unfixable goyboxes.

this looks sort of comfy and I'd take this over the city

>banning public transportation should solve most suburban problems,
america is the most clown world nation I have ever seen, now wonder you are collapsing

american posts read like the script of idiocracy

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Why do people always post pictures from Nevada as if that's the only way suburbs work?

Looks like these fake cities for 50s nuclear tests

the word youre looking for is development, not suburb

Unironically this. Suburbia like in OPpic is the worst mode of living in general. If you pack these homes into 5-story blocks, you lose none of the advantages (because there are NONE in the first place), but make it a LITTLE bit better by making that shit more compact and closer together, freeing up space for common areas and infrastructure.

Now, a well-planned commieblock neighborhood is among the best places to live in general. There are few of those, but the ones that exist are better than places like NYC's 1337 blocks surrounding Central Park where each apartment costs like a fucking combat helicopter.

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I'd be begging God to bathe me in nuclear fire if I lived in one of those. Thankfully my home can resist an early 60s tier nuclear bomb and the whole neighborhood has a sprawling network of abandoned bomb shelters underneath, so my agony will be a little more protracted.

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they won't exist in 30 years.

the power plant in the background is where Stalker was filmed btw

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You don't need to fix anything. Suburbs are a product of American individualism and wealth. stop envying us

Oh, they will.

They will just be unaffordable to those who currently lives there, but they will exist. These suburban homes are dirt-cheap, they're made out of literal plywood and glued-together wood chips.

Soon enough, we will run out of wood so these cuck sheds will be built with off-gassing downcycled plastic panels that literally castrate their inhabitants.

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just bomb suburbia a second time. FUCK SEBERBIANS

> in the middle of coyote central
Imagine the never-ending "lost cat" posters

What exactly needs fixing? Why are autists here triggered by suburbs?

If it's a product of wealth, why are these homes built with cheapest materials available? Why aren't there any homes with stone walls, concrete walls? It's always plywood, sheetrock and concrete foam.
My home can take a tank shell and 100 years of neglect and remain standing, yours gets penetrated in and out with a single 9mm bullet, and has to be torn down any time thermites or water gets into the frame.

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We have nuclear shelters too here in my city. We were afraid by you in the 50s here.

Plz don't nuke us now, we still love you a lot (the people, don't mind our retard politicians)

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Vegas suburbs suck we get it

I can't decide what's worse

At least the architecture of SF isnt total ass to look at

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>If it's a product of wealth, why are these homes built with cheapest materials available? Why aren't there any homes with stone walls, concrete walls?

Because not everyone shares the same aesthetic taste for your concrete commieblocks. Wooden houses are a tradition and a fundamental element of the Germanic and Anglo-Saxon culture

Also your pic is an image of a Slavic country, corrupt and poor as shit without cultural values or taste for natural aesthetics

What's wrong with the suburbs?

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>Why to use plywood and worse
>>Because Americans like wood
Kek

kids and young kids have nothing to do in shitburbia
without a car you might as well be dead

Isn't suburbs the reason why Boomers are so retarded and selfish, as in fuck their own kids for quick cash?