Why not become Amish?

Why not become Amish?

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the only difference between being amish and living in poverty is funny hats

Just bought a golden retriever puppy from the Amish

So the Amish have their lifestyle yes, but what are their beliegs, how do they differ from the rest?

>(((Poverty)))

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how can you unknow what you already know? It would be unfair to the irish, you would be like one eyed king in the kingdom of the blind

That would mean leaving Any Forums
good luck with that

Amish aside from the Jews control vast amounts of wealth. Land isn't cheap, and their all farmers that own massive plots of land their community farms.

They don't take converts

*they're

The Amish interact with modern society every day. They are required to go out and be part of it before they officially join the church. Rumpspringer. They know what goes on, they choose to reject it.

Amish are actually very wealthy on average. Many are successful business owners.

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You can always join the mennonites. They’re the Amish with guns and trucks. They usually live right next door to each other.

This. People don't realize that their lifestyle follows their faith. You can't become Amish just because you want out of modern life.
Move to Alaska if you want out.

nah. it's the other way around

>not this

yeh. I saw video on youtube some sort of amish horse auction where they were bids were higher than price of brand new Lamborghini or Ferrari.

Chirstcuckery

literally worse than jews will drive down the value of your land to bankrupt you then buy it for pennies on the dollar never live next to an anabaptist colony

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I dont wanna fuck my cousin

Based Amish ethnically replacing the cucked Canadians.

i cant deal with being a pacifist. what we need is the amish to turn into dune fremen

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>drive down the value of your land

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They are the anithesis of jews. They expand by hard working. Good thing if they replace all the shitty consumerist Amerimutts.

>why don't you just join an extremely insular communicate that is notorious for being wary of outsiders???
Fuck off, retarded ass yurocuck.

just like the gypsies for you

>So the Amish have their lifestyle yes, but what are their beliegs, how do they differ from the rest?
Each family sets their own rules, but generally speaking, no technology newer than about 1850 is allowed into the home if there's a chance that it can disrupt the family cohesion, and they try to remain unconnected from "the world", i.e. they use electric tools but the electricity comes from their own diesel generators instead of being tied to the local power grid.

For example, an Amish family near me has an ipad they use for internet sales, but they use it for business only, and don't use it as a babysitter.

>Implying you don't already live in poverty

because amish are turbo bluepilled
technology cannot be ignored, its a weapon that must be wielded lest other races wield it against you

massive amounts of inbreeding
and you cant just become amish, theyre very selective

Gypsies don't have the intelligence, work ethic or organisational skill to replace us.

Consoooomerist tech is evil, but tech itself is fine. As in all things it's how you realize it into a useful function. For example: farming is good, factory farming is not good. Same idea.
Meanwhile, I'm not worshiping a dead kike on a stick (even as he literally told christians not to worship anyone but god), so that's also a no.

Their teeth are all rotten, they fuck animals and their lifestyle is only sustainable for as long as the US government turns a blind eye

And your lifestyle is only substainable as long this governement exist.

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one SUV of cartel spics armed with assault rifles could wipe them out

inbred welfare queens (can't own anything so we are all on benefits!) fucking their own daughters, the pinnacle of uncucked whites apparently lmao. Literally medieval level of infant mortality.

lmao this lifestyle isn't sustainable full stop.

I like to listen to baseball on the radio while I work

>to replace us
>flag
you're not one of us

>literal memeflag

Meanwhile, the Amish play baseball with their community after work.

I prefer to watch the spics scratch their nuts and spit on the floor for a few hours. Radio doesn’t capture the majesty of the game.

3 hour church session every 2 weeks in your neighbours house just seems like a lot of hassle

>drive down the value of your land
How? I'm not a landowner, please explain in baby terms

[spoiler]cute feet[/spoiler]

Poor attempt.

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>Replying to bait
stupid fucking paddy

Im 100% sure they are armed. They just dont brague about it and they are right.

But It's a core part of my identity. I take it very seriously.

This user thinks living without tv and coke = poverty

Nobody tell him they have more money than he'll ever dream of having

burning down your property, putting hog barns and refuse pits next to your land. The reasoning is obvious. they are gypsies.

>Oh no we'll have a farm next door instead of a luxury condo complex! We won't be able to reverse mortgage the house and waste our kid's inheritance!

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nope they are strictly pacifist, very strict, they even believe self defense is a sin (lol christianity), they only have FUD guns for hunting

the Amish sing Gregorian chant at church and i like reverb in the guitar

That’s why they surround themselves with Mennonites. Mennonites are the Amish warrior caste.