HAPPENING!!! GET THE FUCK IN HERE!!!

isn't a bunch of dudes getting naked to have sex with just one girl kinda gay?

like, 90% of them would just be standing around touching their dicks or something waiting for their turn

as long as it wasn't a tranny then there is nothing to see here

>and one soldier was even saluting as his friend had sex with the woman
Topkek

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lol m8 its paras, they were probably tickling each others balls for banter

Orgy.....I envy them already....in here Finland you get more than 4 naked people only to Sauna and no orgies.

Frankly I'm astounded that they weren't just sucking shit and cum off each other's dicks like limeys usually do. They actually were having sex with a woman.

Don't they usually do this once a week?
Since i've been in army this has always been a thing with the paras

I straight up don't even get the appeal straight or not. Like that shit has to be awkward with just 1 girl.

>a woman
>as in only one
Absolutely degenerate.

I guess they wear condoms so they don’t get covered in eachothers cum, still going to get ball sweat over you though

True topkek

some zogbots gangbanged a whore? who gives a shit?

>orgy
>one woman
NOT an orgy. A gangbang. Holy fuck, the Mil is useless

The british are fuckng disgusting sex is only for having children there are so many bible verses that prove this without a doubt

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>as long as none of the the men were married
but what if you were their commander, and a few men were married... what would you do about it?

At first I wondered who gives a fuck. Then I realized that non rapefugees having sex with a woman was indeed newsworthy in bong land

Their dick might smell like a mix of their comrades' cum(something they're probably familiar with sleeping in the same barracks) but it's not gay as long as the balls don't touch.

Ah well guess they're already used to lining up and going one at a time
And if the first goes splat you gotta jump anyway
Glory glory what a helluva way to get the clap

They got tired of bumming each other all the time, or is that just the Navy?

Imagine the smell....

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What?? Nooooo
People in the army had consensual sex?? This needs to be national headlines.
No really why is this news? Is the daily mail having a really slow news day?

Dare I say based! Also technically it was a gangbang, not that modern journalists would know any difference.

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>people have sex
that would be a happening in my personal life but certaibly not on a global scale.

castration

>I mean as long as it wasn't rape and none of the the men were married. I'd say it not being rape is a huge blessing to them and they should make it so the poor lass doesn't need to be smuggled in like contraband. She is a person kek
This. They are Paras, nothing will happen to them even if there are married ones too. If they were regular line infantry or mechanics and other peasant shit, they all would face Bad Conduct Discharge for heterosexual consensual s@x of a womyn.

only way to get hard for them... their brain got reprogrammed to liking man sweat

>red-head
IRA female spy infiltrated the British military and these people worry about the "orgy" cover-up she ran after she was found there.

I'm surprised there were women involved and that england is less gay than america and russia.

I hope they all had a fun time and a good night's sleep after so to be ready to jump out of something in the morning.

kek good times, why is this news?

Sex? With women? Disgusting! There'll be none of that ickyness on this board. Only closeted homosexuals and incels are allowed here. GTFO YOU VAGINE-HAVERS!