Romanian bros

How hard would it be to buy a castle in Transylvania with lots of land and get a trad girl like this?

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She looks like a man

Way better than anything in bongland

Imagine living here.. I can see why they make up scary stories to keep people out

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Not an argument

how about deez nuts? Is that an argument?

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You speak neither hungarian or romanian, how the fuck do you eant to get a Transylvanian gf when you cant even understand them

I speak the language of love.. and money. But more seriously how hard would it be to learn?

Spoilers: OP is filming a vampire-themed porno called Vlad He Impales 'Er.

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Vlad the Impaler single handedly saved European Civilization.. he doesn't get enough appreciation

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Romanian probably would be easier to learn cuz atleast it's on the same language tree as English, but im not sure that Transylvanians can speak romanian cuz my Transylvanian classmates besides cussing and a few words couldn't speak a lick of it

Lmao. What was that like? School must have been so much fun without being surrounded by niggers and spics

He was surrounded by niggers and spics though

if I live in castlevania, I want to have WALL OF SPEARS around my abode. I want MOAT of LIZARDS. I want ONE THOUSAND SOLDIERS. I do not care about random ginger

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Is that the sequel to 'The Czech Is In The Male'?

Then why do you entire western world jerk off to russian milfs? Fucking hypocrites

he's from USA so it's around 20% chances he's a "hispanic" (native american mutt speaking spanish)
he can learn romanian easy

Just how rare are gingers (red heads) in Romania??

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agreed, looks like a man with a vagina

gorgeous. is this one of the heavily German areas?

extremely rare
I had only 3 ginger classmates from 1 st to 12th grade
and the gingers have no soul meme dosen't exists here

Dunno. Just googled "Transylvania landscape" lol

If you walk in and start throwing money around acting like a king, you will be murdered by the local schizo who was paid by the village to do so.

why does it sound like you hate Romania?