SASQUATCH DID 9/11

Think about it, there has not been a single real sighting of him since 2001.

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Lol

Pic rel is a woman

Tits dont equal gender my dude

Samsquatches are gassy whores

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>there has not been a single real sighting of him since 2001.
like yeah man

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CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS A WOMAN

Was this ever explained? Besides samsquantch or goatman?

what's the pic about? seeing it for the first time

I wouldnt worry about it

Tree (looks like) was ripped out of the ground and then stuck back in upside down.

Cease your investigations

i would also like to know

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I'm pretty sure the Loch ness monster was in on it.

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it'll be my pleasure to subjugate this negoroidal race to the uttermost scrutiny

That's a pic of a fucking tree

If anyone is in the mood for a bigfoot story here's one with some good evidence at the end from mr ballen
youtu.be/m-Kvc3wbSfw?t=642

Bump for truth go on...

Was sasquatch in the white house during the Bush Cheney run up to iraq?

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.

Wait wait wait...
I think you're onto somethin here user.
While we're at it, the Jersey Devil has been pretty quiet as of late... It's a fucking cryptid conspiracy

The best big foot story is Albert Ostman. A lumberjack in BC in the 1920s. He had never even heard of Sasquatch at the time but one night while out prospecting for an old mine he was picked up in his sleepingbag by bigfoot and carried for more than an hour . He spent 6 days in the den of a family of 4 bigfoot before ultimately escaping through a pretty clever trick. He never told anyone his story until he saw a picture of bigfoot in 1957 and connected with the guy who took the picture.
exemplore.com/cryptids/Kidnapped-by-Sasquatch-The-Story-of-Albert-Ostman

Lloyd Pye, the best ever cryptozoologist, has a very simple and realistic explanation for bigfoot. It's a neanderthal. They weren't all killed by Cro Magnon but they were pushed into areas where man doesn't live. They're a type of primate, not like humans but there is such a push to promote evolution that museum draw them with human like characteristics even through a female Neanderthal's bone structure puts her around 600 lbs and a man around 800lbs. They also had a larger brain than we do today - so they sure ain't stupid.
archive.org/details/lloydpyeeverythingyouknowiswrong_201909

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