Best way to buy cheap land for a poorfag zoomer?

Is it owner financing? Most of those places seem to be in areas with covenants whcih sucks ass. Also redpill me on land loans, I've heard they are hard to get. I just want somewhere in the woods I can put my RV and live there and maybe eventually build a small cabin. I have approximately 30k right now and dont care what part of the country to go to as long as it isnt the desert.

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Cheap land is usually either in a flood plain, marginal land (can't grow anything) or has some other "catch".

The word "Mortgage" is French for "Death contract".

>eastern europe
>spain
>portugal
>north africa
>southeast asia

I just somewhere to put my RV and chill and work as little as possible, I dont care about growing. If society collapses completely to where there is mass famine I'll just shoot myself.

Do they let mutts just buy land and move there?

>if there is mass famine I'll just shoot myself.
willpower -10

The whole point of building a cabin in the middle of nowhere is to make a permaculture food forest, IMO.

Look into banks that specialize in working with farmers/rural. Land loans aren't too difficult to get, but the interest is higher than a traditional mortgage. You could get a decent lot easily with 30k liquid, provided the rest of your finances look good (income/credit score)

>Do they let mutts just buy land and move there?
amerimutts are worshipped everywhere in the world. don't listen to the memesters here who say "we hate murica" because the moment they see an american IRL they start sucking his dick.

Buy cheap land in Alaska or somewhere in the Appalachians, Wyoming, parts of Kentucky. Some places you get at least a few acres for a few thousand. The thing is to find decently priced land you won't really find it on listings you'll have to go and look for owners themselves usually (assuming its not just public land).

>If society collapses completely to where there is mass famine I'll just shoot myself.

Dude don't do that just start slowly hoarding food so that way when it does happen you can have an architect harem

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With 30k? At best he buys a caravan.

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Upper Michigan
30k good to go.

Why do some girls have big booba and others don't? Is this natural selection from evolution? I'm drunk.

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>water
>electric
>sewer or septic
>zoning restrictions
Talk to a real estate agent of you'll get into some shit that you will regret.

Right is hotter

A man of booba i see.

Jesus christ. Tell her to lose some fucking weight.

She went whale quick huh

Squat on feddie land. Just go in deep enough and don’t take the public park access roads.

If you let your gf get that fat that quick, you have failed.

>The moment they see anyone with money they start sucking his dick.

Bre i have got an eye on a place with 20 acres and a garage. No septic system and it's currently classified as 'recreational space,' I'm thinking of just buying it, and slowly adding things like septic system, get it changed to a residence etc...

Will I be getting into problems or should I go for it?

Did she eat the other one?

There are towns in the midwest that sell land cheap if you promise to actually live there. look into Nebraska

cristko

Yes - if you dont check your zoning laws no one will install a septic tank, and if you try and do it yourself and mess it up you will literally be in deep shit.

If it is the typical "recreational" classification you will not be able to build permanent structures. You will either have to illegally do things yourself or get the property rezoned. Both of which are incredibly risky.

yeah

Michigan, Ohio

Buy in Ukraine. You can get an acre for 10k in an OK place. Jump on the wagon.

If you don't mind 0.5% of getting hit by a rocket or shot by Russians, you could get good QoL if you land remote job in US and buy a house here.

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