The 20:1 stock split is a fucking trap and normies will get DUMPED on.
Then there is a plethora of other problems on what will cause Amazon to go belly up;
-Racial audits for diversity hires
-Unions popping up more
-Entire warehouses either leased or destroyed
-Logistics are fucked from rising oil prices
-Rivian getting raped
-Anti-trust suits
-Less people buying online because inflation
-Losing cloud marketshare to Azure and Lidl
-Prime subscriptions nosediving
The end of Bezos is near.
Forgot to add that soon to be billion dollar dumpster fire being that LAWD OF DA RANGS shitshow.
buy amzn stock now goys
Not my problemo
I wonder how Bezos is planning a next strategic idea to make the stocks go up again?
WHY NOT LOWER EVERYTHING?
Worst case they just get taken over by chinks.
Brick and mortar store jews can never compete.
Not my problem
Cope and seethe wagie. Get the fuck back in your cagie and make my stock portfolio perform. My rich NEET nomad lifestyle isn’t free, you know?
>Amazon to go belly up
Lol
i agree with this, this just brings options contracts down into the price range where normies get absolutely dumped on by people who just accumulated 20x more shares to dump on people buying at this "new low"
Fuck them niggers. I’m about to using them all together. Their collaboration with usps will be their undoing. Usps is the worst delivery in history.
thank god. google is next hopefully
Fuck that noise. I will not go back to dealing with fucking shitbay and their bait and switch bullshit scheme sellers. At least when Amazon has bullshit sellers, they get caught and the money is refunded within a day.
>It’s a Jewish magic trick.
Look goy, the stock is on sale! You can get 20x stock for the same price. What a steel.
Amazon jumped the shark when bezos left to shoot off rockets.
Bullshit sellers aren't the only ones they throw off their site. If something you sell gets a lot of traction, Amazon will send you an email asking on the specifics on who your suppliers are and how you are manufacturing it.
If you refuse, they ban you from using their services. If you give it to them, they will ban you and then get the supplier to give them exclusive rights to the product so they can prevent you from being able to make money yourself.
how is this legal
Don't know how true it is, but monopolies don't care.
It's Amazon's Choice for a reason.
I don't like ordering online very much except for things I can't get local or things at a much better price. I went on Amazon recently and 90% of the shit is cheap plastic crap made in China. Illegal copies (like EXACT copies) of quality products are everywhere, and it never fucking shows me what I'm actually searching for. Was looking for a 11400T i5 processor and it was showing me AMD crap, and every processor except the actual one I wanted. It also nearly impossible to order in real bulk, they want you to get "recurring orders" instead of just buying a lot of something once a year.
It's practically fucking useless.
I deleted my account, but I ended up remaking it because used books and electronics.
Also I work at a warehouse, mine is so shit, I wouldn't doubt it'd be one of the first shut down.
I don't get splits. It pretends to get normies able to get into the market? Tesla did this a while ago and somehow it fucking mooned? 1k to about 300 a stock, then went up to 1200 half a year later? What exactly is the play here?
Meh all of the human workers may get replaced with robots if Amazon is desperate enough to stay afloat.
>The end of Bezos is near.
well I'm glad he at least managed to get blue origin off the groun-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sounds like cope OP didn't slurp up some cheapies