Every zoomer i know constantly complains about their hemorroids and irritable bowel syndrome and various inflamed...

>every zoomer i know constantly complains about their hemorroids and irritable bowel syndrome and various inflamed asshole syndromes
what the fuck is wrong with their generation?

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Bruh my bussy really not bussin rn fr on god

I blame hot chips and anal pegging

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nigger your "zoomer" friends are probably pozzed city faggots

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Because we sit on our asses too much.

>didnt read zoomer
>thought you meant 50yo boomers based on the context
Zoomers were projecting this whole time.

Pedofeds rape children creating all kinds of problems.

They want an unknowing slave army.

That's the point of Project Monarch, an off shoot of MKUltra.

how do you get normal zoomer friends? I only attract other degens
I know too many zoomer furries and zoomer zoophilia lovers
its because we dont chew our foods properly. We bite 2 times then swallow.

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sneed oils

>be average Any Forums turboautist
>once every fool moon, go outside to have minimal interaction with the world
>this incredibly rare event forms the basis of more than half of your immediate life-experience, from which spring 90% of all of your takes
>due to having little to no frame of reference with other places and times, think everything that happens to you in your egocentric worldview is somehow relatable to everyone else, because "how can anyone possibly have different experiences than me?"
>"you mean to tell me the events that inform my experiences, which in turn inform my opinions, are inherently false due to their scarcity and lack of depth?"

kill yourself