Does your country has any Jew related jokes? Here is one from Poland

Old Jew is on his deathbed. Suddenly he woke up and said:
- is my older son Jacob here?
- yes father I'm here
- is my youngest son Moishe here?
- yes father I'm here
- is my daughter Rahela here?
- yes I'm here father
- so who the fuck is looking after my store?

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How to make a jew go crazy: put him in a large round room and tell him there's a dime in the corner

The first copper wire was created by to jews arguing over a penny.

Many think hitler killed himself because he was overrun with regret of what he did to the jews, but no, it was because he saw the gas bil.

If there are two jews arguing, there are three opinions.

kek, based Mosad agent

Moshe is on a roll. All hitler had to do was glue a quarter to the bottom of a pool.

>Jew related jokes?
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I like this one.
How do you start an earthquake in Israel? Roll a penny down the street

A KGB officer summons a jew to his office and tells him:
- Alright, Moshe, we are sick and tired of you slandering soviet government and claiming you are opressed here. Take this globe and choose a country where jews aren't hated, we are paying for your one-way ticket.
The jew plays with the globe for a couple minutes, turns to the officer and says:
- Comrade officer, do you, by any chance, have another globe?

That was a stupid joke.
You crackers are lazy, just jealous Jewish people are more entrepreneurial

Hitler gathered all the jews at the H0ax camp and lined them up. He declared, I want each jew to tell me how high he can jump.
The first jew said one meter and got a loaf of bread, the second said two meters and got a wine bottle and bread. So the third was excited and said I can jump 3 meters!! Hitler thus responded, shoot this one, he can jump the fence.

Ahahaha

Kek

kek I knew this one in Polish


sneed. We are know there is a chang from Canada behind this flag

I don't get it

Did you hear about the new Firestein tires?
They not only turn on a dime, they also pick it up!

A Jewish man has to undergo a background check for a gov't job, and something he wrote down has him brought in for a second interview about this.
>Interviewer: So, when we asked if you had any close family members living abroad, you said "no".
>Jew: Correct.
>Interviewer: And yet it says here that your older brother emigrated to Israel two years ago?
>Jew: Correct.
>Interviewer: So, you do have a family member living abroad?
>Jew: Well, I didn't think to count myself.

Letting niggers fuck your daughters on film to demoralize white people doesn't count as entrepreneurship

What is a special jew during the holohoax? A living one.

One of the few I heard was “Why are Jews noses so big? Because air is free.

Two gentiles meet on the street. One man says to the other "how's business?" The other replies "great! Never better."

Why did the Nazis stop making soap out of the fat of Jews?
Because the jews of today are lower quality.

What sign was placed in the entrance to the gas chambers?
Be careful!! There's a step!!

How do you put 6 million jews in one car?
Two at the front, two at the back, and the rest... In the ash tray. (Personal favourite)

Thank you op, as a jew we grew up on so many such jokes hehe. Good times.

Two rabbis are travelling together. The first man says "you have a big nose and you are greedy" the second rabbi relies "ha ha, good one chum. You are very observant. Great punchline "

Best comedian from Myanmar.

What do you call an anti-Semitic sea mammal?
Adolfin

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A Jew has found a wallet full of cash on the street. He counted the money, but there was not enough.

a rabbi was told that Jews never tip.
The Rabbi replied: "I can assure you that every single Jewish guy I know around here has given a tip at least once in their lives"