A japanese bird cooking spaghetti

a japanese bird cooking spaghetti

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how big is that bird if the pasta is 500 grams?

He's a big burd

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He's not making the whole bag bro

it's not a bag

He lost his wings in 'Nam

FOR YOU

If it's a box, then it's still sealed, and the bird isn't actually cooking anything.

Bullshit. That's penne.
Why do you like so much, OP?

you just
>pic
my brain

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looks like it was never open

what the fuck makes you think that bird is japanese

cool

I fail to see connection to Japanese.

oh for fucks sake ITS COOKING IT ALL WRONG! NO NO NOOOO!!!!

Based ethnostate birb.

obnoxious mans children marked for death

He's salting the water before cooking the pasta. Actual whites, including budgerigars, know this. Guess what that makes you.

Fake - the stove isn't even on.

Parrots aren't japanese

>THE CHAD CORVID HAS APPEARED
What now?

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It's on a low simmer

fake. birds have no proper means to cook a proper meal

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>muttmerican ignores the one feather rule
Figures. Look at the wings retard

He likes manga

only we can make pasta

Thats just the size of a standard Japanese apartment kitchen
In fact, since it includes an oven and 4 gas burners, this is probably a very high end apartment shown, to the tune of 200000 yen per month.

You don't make pasta. Your pasta is shit, and your sauce comes from a can.

>what is a stove
Not everyone has to cook on an open jungle fire Brazilbro.

i have tomatao garden though

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that doesn't mean he's japanese it just means he's a loser.

Did you just assume the bird's gender, bigot?

Thank you for context, this reoccurring post is in dire need of.

the explain how i can do this

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A Australian bird on the turps

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ur italian obviously

damn you're good