everytime i think of this i get flashes of an alternate timeline so foul i cry. the beast is upon us, god help us.
"Man-Made horrors beyond your comprehension"
Death comes
>Not my problem
Every day a million Marvin heemeyers are formed. This will not last.
>user, lets go!
>We were waiting for you to come back from the woods!
What happened? We were waiting for almost an hour! Sheesh!
>Biden? Who is that?
>Russia attacked Ukraine? Silly, Ukraine is part of Russia.
>Are you sure you're alright, hon?
>What year is it? Its 1974, silly!
>The US is drying to destroy itself? Uhh, no?
>Everything is groovy, don't worry!
>Come on, lets go to the beach! I'm sick of waiting!
Wat is dat.
This. I got mine and pensions will last until the collapse. You guys just have to pull yourselves up by the bootstraps in the postapocalypse, kek.
>user you blanked out for a minute there you chud incel
>are you having a safe and effective side effect or something?
>what do you mean it's 1974 it's 2027
>do I have to call your social credit officer and have your anti-psychotics dose adjusted again?
>don't mansplain to me mister
>get Tyrone Jr. into the baby carrier and lets go already
>the pride parade is starting and I don't want to miss the dildo juggling
loose iris syndrome, big deal
Unironically go to the next grateful dead show.