my favorite political commentator
My favorite political commentator
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I've heard Hasan has a small dick.
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All of Any Forums would shit their pants if they saw Hasan walking towards them.
They both look like fags.
Horrible technique, all that communist grift cash and he can't hire an amateur boxing trainer to teach him how to throw a punch.
>crackers
He fights like a drunk pedo uncle
All those famous twitch streamers are trannies and their careers are totally contrived and invented. Like when they manufactured a chess fad so they could introduce new characters like qtcinderella, ludqig and the botez brothers. Hasan is like the million dollar FTM. You can tell by his funny voice, bad facial hair (for some reason ftms really like mustaches) and the shape of his head gives away that he took HGH. They give little hints here and there like with their names; I'll never forget where I was when I realized that Adept Thebest is Apep The Beast.
Is that Hasan?
That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Hasan screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Hasan and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Hasan, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.
That nigga Hasan stole my heart and drank my seed.
>multiple seconds where his head is entirely open to attack while not actively attacking
I do agree most would shit their pants, but the few of us in his weight class would be laughing.
>legs look like twigs
>no footwork
>guard is shit
>leads with his forehead
>and he telegraphs all punches with head movement
>doesn't generate power through his body
Call me an internet tough guy all you want, but as someone who use to fight, he'd be easy to knock out.
He should go to the rope store.
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He looks like an absolute beginner. He hasn't even figured out how to tuck his chin without leaving the rest of his head open.
That's the most pathetic hook i've ever seen on a guy with a frame like that. The bag barely even moves when it lands.
Who's the blonde?
my leg genetics are insane without trying. i could kick him hard in the shin and break his leg. i wouldnt feel it.
Of course he's a beginner, he's a champagne socialist.
Stav is such a faggot.
Hasan is such an autistic weirdo. It's amazing how he can be such a creepy beta while living in a Chad's body.
Why? Talking what a civilised person would do; You don't just go up to someone and punch them.
>inb4 niggers do
Vaush is better.
I think he's shadow boxing and practice direct to left body shot combo. He don't have his wrist strapped hence why he don't apply weight. You guys are all retarded. He's a fag and have tiny legs. Probably can't do really good in real life but that's pretty much normal for a debutant.
This guy makes me seethe. He's low iq and is a turd with no redeeming character qualities. He's said / done so many cringe things but he's able to get away with it because he's a handsome, tall and slightly ethnic leftoid s m h
I'm glad Sam Hyde clowned him and made him look like a lil bitch.
hahaha.
a big slow fat guy... yeah ok.
Hasan fears the Cromagnon
He has a small face