Knock Knock Knock Knock

Good afternoon sir, our records indicate that you have firearms registered in your name. Hand them over, now.

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>I'm going to call the police sir, I think you may be impersonating a federal agent.

how may agents do you have compared to how many gunowners?
if you start now you might be finished in the year 3100

did you suffer a stroke while writing that

all my guns were on my boat when it sank.
sorry
now get the fuck off my property

K wait right here I'll go get them.

Hope youre right with God, because youre going to be meeting Him soon.

>sure thing, just let me hand over all of my ammunition first, one round at a time

I think you just had a stroke reading.

you might be having a stroke presently, that other poster was relatively legible

Youre records are wrong, I printed all my firearms myself

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I sold them years ago at a gun show.

Kiss my wife and kids goodbye before they leave out the garage. Open 2nd story window.

>come and get them

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How will they justify door to door in-person seizures in the middle of a supposedly raging global pandemic?

Imagine all the dead cops.

>*mimics the fed's voice
>hello my nigger officers, I'm impersonating a federal agent and I hate the antichrist, my address is xxx.xxx I have stolen firearms from the FBI.
>*hang up
>*open door for fed
>"would you like coffee with my legal guns?"

I hand over the registered pistol, then sit down to a warm cup of coffee over my collection of 3D printed pistols.

Why do you guys think this is such a based thing to say to gun grabbers? By inventing some faggoty ass lie, you are still legitimizing their system and playing their game. Be a fucking man and tell them "Yes I have guns, no I'm not handing them over. You want them? Bust down my door and come get them."

Tragic boating accident
A unicorn ate them
Hitler already stopped by, so I contributed to the cause.
It doesn't matter what kind of bullshit I dream up because this is never happening like you describe faggot OP.

> feds scared to stop teen school killers yet willing to disarm citizens who are retired vets

>a closed door is a happy door

But of course! Here you go officer friendly

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"no, you've got the wrong person. They are not at this address."