Musk kills Twitter deal, sell sell sell before it hits the floor
IT'S ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING
Lucas Young
Adam Evans
So what was it all for?
Ryan Nelson
Old news
Joshua Smith
stock doing -5.3 % rn
Zachary Lee
To tank twitter
Brayden King
Just a giant prank. It's literally the kind of shit we do on Any Forums but it's one guy with a million dollars.
Hudson Clark
Musk bought an airport?
Jack Price
Correct
Christian Garcia
Kek, trust the musk, 2 more tweets
Caleb Scott
If you haven't realized, yet, this was all a ploy to expose twitter, tank the stock and destroy the company, then you are a retard. Twitter pissed off the richest man in the world, love Elon or Hate him, this was high-level Asperger Syndrome revenge. Never fuck with an aspie.
Kevin Martin
attention whore and his cringe reddit marketing gimmicks again, hope he gets sued
Hudson Rodriguez
So it can be bought for almost nothing by the government?
Jordan Martin
*Billions
Easton Smith
he was never going to buy it.
It was all a master ploy to distract everyone from his part in the heard-Depp trial
Now that’s over he doesn’t need to keep up the Twitter shit.
Henry Mitchell
Jewlon mutt.
Camden Powell
>buy twatter stocks
>say that you want to buy twatter
>sell stocks
>profit
>borrow and immediately sell twatter stocks
>say that you may not buy twatter stocks after all
>stocks price drops
>rebuy stocks and give them back to lenders
>profit
elon makes his fortune by shitposting
Cooper Ross
>So what was it all for?
Negotiation. He's getting a better price by tanking the stock.
Justin Wilson
LET THE BODIES HIT THE
Connor Gonzalez
Great publicity stunt by Elon. Gas the chuds up into thinking he was going to save social media only to cuck them in the end.
Ayden Hall
scott adams didn't predict this either
Austin Phillips
To manipulate the market in full view of everyone and receive no consequences
Jose Howard
> chuds
Wyatt Cooper
>say that you may not buy twatter stocks after all
say that you may not buy twatter after all*
Gavin Moore
this. I said it right from the start. He never intended to buy twitter.
Sebastian Ross
Kek Twitter BTFO
David Allen
The only thing I like about twitter is it is easy to stay in touch with my Norwegian relatives and friends.
Zachary Edwards
Its just a threat currently.
Justin Rodriguez
seriously? twitter is so infested by bots and bullshit that they'd rather sink a huge deal for their investors instead of being transparent
Wyatt Martin
Musk is bluffing to get them to hurry up with the bots report.
John Jackson
The government already uses it as a social engineering apparatus anyway.
Thomas Ross
>Twitter pissed off the richest man in the world, love Elon or Hate him, this was high-level Asperger Syndrome revenge. Never fuck with an aspie.
This. Elon legitimately played 4D chess with this move. Completely exposed big-tech fuck fuck games for the masses. His cars still suck but I’ll give credit where it is due.
Hunter Cruz
Haha... Yes, yes!!
Christian Wood
kek. us "chuds" dont give a fuck about social media, and if we do, we already have sock puppet accounts on twatter, and all the rest. twatters days are done. they are the "myspace" of social media. Im a gen'xer. none of my teenagers would be caught dead on fagbook or twatter. Elon understands that.
Matthew Rogers
youre an ugly, baby killing, child raping, satanic transexual communist. You bring ugliness and decay everywhere you go.
Bentley King
bots and bullshit are the only thing keeping it breathing. and even that wont last much longer. when this deal officially falls through,and musk doesnt have to pay the 1 billion fine, because he will argue that twatter refused to devulge critical informationa and prove thier own SEC filings, then no serious institutional investor will touch it. in fact Elon can then sue them, and the SEC will be forced to investigate (though we all know they wont do shit). but it wont matter, by then twatter stock will be in a freefall.