Sitring on the porch right now, just had a baffling experience >family gathering >sister brings her husband >they have a kid >everyone is goo going and gaaa gaaaing over the baby >eye contact her husband >try to make conversation >"so this is your receipt that you put your cock in my sister and sprayed sperm from your balls deep inside her cervix repeatedly huh" >her husband gets mad and calls me a rude name >sister starts crying >my mom starts yelling at me and calling me names >dad grabs my arm and takes me out of the house >closes door after me I dont understand, what did I do? I was trying to be social so I described what happened in a different way. Usually it works. When my boss says we need more of the foam plate for meat, I'll tell my team we need to buy more packaging for our products. Just rephrase it.
But it HAPPENED JUST LIKE THAT THE PROOF WAS STARING ME IN THE FACE AND DROOLING ON A BLANKEt
am i supposed to LIE
Mason Clark
Well dumbass, the kid was black for starters. He's mexican.
Kevin Lee
The absolute state of Canadians
Henry Morgan
same race, it cant be that which pissed them off
although the baby looks retarded, its head is like 1/2 the size of the body
i told her when it was born that its retarded but she didnt listen
Josiah Garcia
you're talking about your nephew like that, it's rude user. of course people are going to react. there's no proof you aren't still drooling judging by this post.
James Howard
Not all the thoughts that pop in your head are meant to be vocalized
Elijah Perry
Based misunderstood genius. You'd have been able to achieve great things if you had been born 200 years ago, but alas, you were born in a time where there's nothing left to discover and the pursuit of knowledge is being firmly gatekept by "communication/teamwork skills" and HR roasties. Tonight, I shall weep for you before I sleep.
Matthew Long
Like Hitler you did nothing wrong. Bring it up next time you see them they will find it funny after this event.
Elijah Hughes
eh i'd have laughed if it was me, but you gotta know your audience sometimes before you crack jokes like that. not being able to read the room is a sign of autism.
Angel Ramirez
*dumb fucking redditor
Zachary Robinson
It sound like people are telling me to lie and pretend to be something Im not.
Christopher Mitchell
kek
Jonathan Barnes
You have autism user.
I'm sorry.
Angel Ortiz
Didnt even mean it as a joke just wanted to make silly small talk
Easton Williams
IF I wanted to make a joke I would say "he has my eyebrows"
Nicholas Turner
God you retards are fucking stupid.
John Mitchell
>talking about your sister's sex with your brother in law in front of their kid based cringe autist
Christian Russell
You have autism. That pretty much explains everything you just described
Daniel Nguyen
Please guys I cant stand it. My family is mad at me and now Any Forums is attacking me. I thought you guys would understand.
