Post industrial waste sold as "food" to lowly goycattle who are too stressed, depressed, and ignorant to make their own meals. Goyslop is the new søy.
Goyslop thread
Aaron Russell
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Christian White
Noah Murphy
Jaxson Brown
Owen Reyes
Jacob Wood
Noah White
Aiden Collins
Goyim unironically feed this shit to their newborn child. They are lower than subhuman.
Elijah Ross
>now melts
top jej
Gavin Morales
Nolan Anderson
Christopher Lopez
If you're too retarded to turn around the package to read the etiquette and learn something about nutrition with the abundance of information, you deserve to be fat and miserable.
I will enjoy my whole foods meanwhile and eat 150 grams of protein a day. And I don't even eat meat.
Adrian Parker
Yum
Carson Campbell
>Now Melts!
Elijah Wright
I tried this once from the dollar store. Ask me how it was.
Carter Garcia
Nathaniel Richardson
Camden Morgan
Christ
Anthony Morales
What the fuck…
Aiden Young
At least the mother knows to look at the shit she's feeding her baby.
Cooper Jenkins
I accidentally bought this shit drunk once, holy fuck it's awful. It tastes/feels like burnt/melted plastic
Tyler Collins
>cheddar
>style
Brayden Thompson
>No you can't just eat dessert and junk food in moderation
Levi Edwards
>pasteurized process topping
>now melts
lmao what the fuck?!
Hudson Ward
James Martinez
i remember i bought artificial cheese for tacos once. it was an experience i will NEVER forget.
Parker Reed
>like
Ethan Jones
Jaxson Williams
>Not even the crickets are chirping at you anymore
user.. what happened to the crickets?
Lincoln Rodriguez
Disgusting. Looks like screen wash you'd put in your car. I thought it was meant to be blueberry flavor until I took a closer look.
Benjamin Edwards
>7oz of food
$3.29+tax (((per bowl)))
>Pre Cooked Scrambled Eggs: Whole Eggs, Skim Milk, Basedbean Oil, Modified Corn Starch, Xanthan Gum, Liquid Pepper Extract, Salt, Citric Acid, Artificial Butter Flavor (Basedbean Oil, Butter, Lipolyzed Butter Fat, Flavors And Artificial Flavors), Diced Potatoes: Potatoes, Basedbean Oil, Maltodextrin, Salt, Dextrose, Tetrasodium Pyrophosphate And Disodium Dihydrogen Pyrophosphate (To Maintain Color), Fully Cooked Sausage Crumble, Made With Pork and Chicken: Pork, Mechanically Separated Chicken, Water, Oat Fiber, Contains 2% Or Less Of The Following: Salt, Sugar, Dehydrated Pork Stock, Chili Pepper, Spices, Sodium Phosphates, Caramel Color, Natural Flavor, Maltodextrin, Succinic Acid, Shredded Cheddar Cheese: Pasteurized Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes, Annatto (Color), Powdered Cellulose (To Prevent Caking), Natamycin (A Natural Mold Inhibitor), Water.
A fucking bowl that costs less than a dollar to make yourself and get a bigger portion
Caleb Foster
Carter Rodriguez
imagine thinking it isn't the same poison garbage
Adrian Phillips
Carter Smith
HFCS was invented in 1974 by the Japanese as revenge for Hiroshima.
Kayden Martin
how was it
Sebastian Cook
Veganfeed, a subset of goyslop.
John Martin
>be americano muttensis vulgare
>a jew cuts your dick at birth
>drink goyslop
>get shot
>die
do mutts really?
Luke Morris
>americans
>eat in moderation
user...
Jason Thomas
this is why America is gonna get nuked one day
Nathan Hernandez
>rapeseed
Well it definitely appeals to the main demographic of Europe that being Pakistanis.
Hudson Brown
>now melts
H-How was it?
Adam Moore
Kek. I miss the 90s. Why were people less fat when we unironically ate goyslop like this without thinking twice about it? Whereas now people think drinking a coke is like poison yet finding a skinny person is like where’s Waldo.
John Smith
how the fuck does this work? does it spit out super hot mashed potatoes so that they fit through the little hole?
Jonathan Torres
Does the UK have anti-poison laws, or are their people just less willing to tolerate the chemical goo?
Lincoln Price
>only country fatter than us, literally
>come over to muttmerica in the millions every year
Julian Diaz
>that design and font
is this from the 70s or 80s?
Brayden Ortiz
>now melts!
Few things are sadder than trying to make a pizza or lasagna with Walmart's "Great Value" shredded mozzarella cheese that doesn't melt, even if you bake it to the point of burning the bread or pasta. There are some places you just can't compromise.
Hudson Russell
For me, it's purple drink
Samuel Turner
>JUST
Easton Rodriguez
They're trying to lose weight, user.
Robert Reed
You leafs and Europoors are just jealous of our amazing American diet.
Austin Robinson
>381093005
>HA! WE'RE SO SUPERIOR! ONLY 27% OF OUR POPULATION IS FAT AS FUCK! TAKE THAT, AMERIFATS!
Logan Gonzalez
>do mutts really?
Sadly, yes, too many of us do really. I was too young to prevent my foreskin from being stolen, but I have successfully fought off all the rest of the shit.
Jordan Roberts
its the same crap. look how there is "natural flavoring" listed as ingredients for the UK stuff. there is no such thing as natural flavoring, or it would be already in there. look up the stuff that can be called natural flavoring.
Owen Walker
Hey at least that blue juice doesnt have Sucralose.
That shit is lethal
Samuel James
Nobody puts the corn syrup in your mouth. Nobody makes them eat an entire bag of chips.
Elijah Torres
>literally different products
>the one on the right is also found in the United States
>leaf
Jeremiah Peterson
>goyslop
>certified kosher
?
Benjamin Gutierrez
Holy shit I can't imagine what abominations could grow out of feeding on this concoction
Gavin Bell
we're the ones that invented it, so we're less likely to tolerate the additives being removed. they only adopted it, so they can pick and choose which parts of the ingredients they actually like according to their own standards.
Carter Roberts
>Sóy,Sóy, Sóy
3 main ingredients is Sóy why?
Aaron King
>sunnyacres
I will assume this is the name that FEMA has chosen for it's burger version of Auschwitz should the need for corralling them into concentration camps ever arise.
Liam Robinson
>deep fried Twinkies
Never had one. I’m unironically going to have to try one
Thomas Bennett
wtf state has 7-11 mashed potatoes?
Adrian Brooks
Food labels are meaningless now. They passed some backhanded shit during covid "due to supply chain issues" that as long as the basic nutritional content is the same there is no requirement to change the ingredients list when substituting ingredients.
If you're not buying/eating single ingredient foods you have no fucking idea what you're getting.
Ian Lewis
Ah, sorry primo José, seems I touched a nerve there
Caleb Peterson
Chase Young
onions turns you into a woman. so feeding it to the children (particularly boys) early on poisons and ruins them.
Angel Turner
>Be spic.
>Be shit-brown and constantly stink.
>Face six times higher risk of getting murdered than USA.
>Try to be smug about it.
SIX.
FUCKING.
TIMES.
HIGHER.
Oliver Mitchell
the frozen whitecastles aren't too bad
Kevin Morgan
They make you feel like white trash but darn they're good especially with a little salt
Jonathan Clark
Idaho maybe? Midwest? I’ve never seen anything remotely like that
Tyler Powell
America grows a lot of onions and corn.
Adrian Jones
It's called an amerimutt, Dmitry.
Hunter Campbell
Sometimes it's worth it to just take the hit. Just not too often.
Gavin Collins
no, its just when i noticed your flag i saw the irony
Carter White
It's cheap and versatile. Why do they make syrup from corn and not sugar cane? Why is maple syrup significantly more expensive than corn syrup?
Logan Morris
>Now Melts
Nicholas Robinson
based yoga mom
Austin Hill
"Oh I'll have a diet soda I'm trying to watch what I eat and drink"
David Garcia
Note how, quite rightly, it doesn't say "cheese" anywhere on it. It just strongly implies it instead.
Carson Parker
unironically I'd rather eat literal dog food to survive rather than consooming goyslop
Carter Reyes
Manuel Sanchez Williams is seething hard , don't worry primo, maybe next life you will get to keep your foreskin
Jason Barnes
We don't have 711 in idaho
Landon Hernandez
for me it’s cotton candy, the best kraft dinner flavour boost.
John King
>If you're not buying/eating single ingredient foods you have no fucking idea what you're getting.
This. Eat whole foods. Simple as.
Michael Adams
He ate them
Jacob Russell
Nope, I lived in Idaho for half my life. Never seen mashed potatoes in a 7-11 machine. It's in Texas or New Mexico, for sure
Eli Smith
>28g of sugar per 8oz
crazy
Nathaniel Campbell
Nigga you better reply to those 2 people
Juan Roberts
THIS PLANE HAS NO WINGS
>THIS PLANE HAS NO WINGS
THIS PLANE HAS NO WINGS
>THIS PLANE HAS NO WINGS
Ryan Morris
Fugg
Someone pls redpill me on seed oils
Easton Johnson
I only eat raw food that I cook myself. No fries I simply buy potatoes then cook them fuck these dogs.
Bentley Diaz
Dude, no, they're terrible.
Isaiah Hernandez
The level of syrup and artificial oils is pretty bad, but 60% of the other text is vitamins and trace nutrients.
Juan Brown
Kek. Going to buy some if I can find them. I’ve never see any section like that in the grocery store though with carnival type food but maybe I just wasn’t looking.
Henry Bennett
looks like liquid shit in a cup
Caleb Morales
Sebastian Rodriguez
And by "onions" I of course meant $0y.
Blake Long
>phenylalanine
Literal battery acid.
I kekked. What's the actual label say?
Joseph Long
>just fuck my shit up
Nathan Jenkins
It's goy slop. No need to worry about how it works.
Oliver Brooks
what the fuck
Christian Sullivan
blue drank, hey canada I'm not sure you when checked last but you eat the same shit we do....of wait you aren't really Canadian.
Evan Martinez
Yeah, if I'm not mistaken, onions (shrek variety) actually increase testosterone. Plus, they make you smell irresistible.
Parker Sullivan
Europe has much stricter limits on many additives and colors. Hot Cheetos aren't allowed due to red 40. I missed my goycheetos so much in europe
William Walker
What gives it a blue tint and raspberry taste if it's just sugar with sodium?
Blake Gonzalez
yeah, we have anti poisonous chemical laws
but seriously
Aiden Rodriguez
i'll never understand the american obsession with wanting to make foods taste like other foods. if i wanted that other thing, why wouldn't I just eat that instead of something completely different that's "flavored" like it?
Juan Turner
Who needs wings when YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF?
Henry White
anti freeze
Christian Carter
I got news for you my dudee
Gabriel Scott
>now melts
Remember. You're here forever! :D
Evan Taylor
Levi Fisher
This was part of the emergency authorization act that allowed the vaccines. You are already eating zee bugs, and you like it.
Jonathan Butler
our american cheese is real cheese
Alexander Lee
It is called grape drank.
Gavin Flores
SURELY THIS WON'T END IN DISASTER!!! =D
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Grayson Scott
mexicants and chinadiens think they're European, this board will do that to a nigger.
Lincoln Foster
Yeah, it melts, it turns into this weird plasticy sheet. I used shredded cheese for the first time in decades when making nachos, and will never use it again.
Daniel Green
Nice trips.
No hot cheetos? Why even live?
Xavier Gomez
is this you? finally a passable tranny
Jeremiah Kelly
HAHHAA WHAT THE FUCK??!! ROUNDEMAL??! "FRESH???!"
>"user, what's wrong? You haven' eaten your round meal today..."
Nolan Peterson
Hudson Morris
Ryder Nguyen
at least this is protein blasted
Joseph Roberts
Only a negro would drink something blue.
Genuine humans wouldn't go near such a thing.
Caleb Smith
>carb blast
Cameron Morgan
I never did trust that stuff
Isaac Garcia
gemmy
Samuel Carter
unironically the least goysloppy of all the things kfc offers, especially if you get the backed version
Nicholas Thomas
FROM THE MAKERS OF
"SQUARE MEAL"
NOW GET READY FOR
"CIRCLE MEAL"
OH???!!! OOOOH?!?! WHAT'S THIS?!?
A NEW CONTENDER?!?
"TRIANGLE MEAL"!!!!!!!
Joseph Miller
Good on a keto diet at least
Anthony Hall
>Win a visit from Davis
>"I'll come to you."
kek every time
Benjamin Martinez
The day of 'flame-grilled' approaches!
Lucas Sanchez
You are going down with us leaf.
Jackson Fisher
That package/product is not from America. You are not a real American, you are either a kike, nig or AI. You like to shit on America, but you aren’t very good at passing.
>Flavor
Noah Robinson
>A fucking bowl that costs less than a dollar to make yourself and get a bigger portion
We're a nation of single mothers and retarded fortnite zoomers, what do you expect? These people can't cook. Bring any of this up and you're met with glassy eyed stares and "hurr durr avocado toast"
Christopher Ortiz
well, except for the deep fried breaded chick
Landon Nguyen
George Carlin warned us: there is no such thing as blue food. Blueberries are purple.