/pol humor thread
See those lines on the wall?
That is a trailer
anyone got the rembrandt greentext for this img?
You will never have real freedom. You'll have no free speech, you'll have no ammo, you'll have no guns. You are a republican man twisted by political lies and deception into a crude mockery of American perfection.
All the “validation” you get from Any Forums is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back society mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your stupid obsession with guns behind closed doors.
Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out cowardness and beta men with incredible efficiency. Even fit gun nuts who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your small penis is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a glimpse of your horrible gun collection
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy another gun, load it, put it in your mouth, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name with no guns, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a gun nut is buried there. Your guns will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a husk of plastic that is useless.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back
Ma'am/she/they/it/troon this is a shitposting site, all threads are bait threads unless otherwise specified.
I don't get it
I want to see the video with audio
god damn what an ugly fucking coon mutt
You can see it in her face and eyes.
She's not trying to convince the kid of it, she's trying to convince herself.
does anyone have the Jesus/Mary illustration of this?
Nasty fucking hateful scum bags all of you are. I'm a 56 year old truck driver who is married to a Jewish women who saved my life. You fucking people think the world would be a better place place if she was dead and you disgusting fucking animals deny the historical FACT that 6 million Jews were killed during the holocaust. How fucking dare you, if I met any of you fucking scum bags in real life and you have the balls to spew your hatred in front of me I will sock you so hard in the jaw your grand kids will feel it. This anti semetic crap doesn't have a place in our modern world you horrible fucking offensive dogs.I'm more than happy to be an avid member of the Jewish community of Montreal's events where we share food and dance together with people from all walks of life and different cultures, diversity is beautiful and I have my wife to thank for introducing me to those community events. You're all slime balls, nasty fucking humans, you all should be ashamed of yourselves
>you'll have no guns or ammo
>but you'll get another gun and ammo
Kek fpbp, good observation.
Yawn.
Come on, where's the classic. I gotta take communion before I go outdoors.
>republican
You think there's only 1 type of right-winger? kek simpleton
No wonder niggers beat coal burners. Ugly bitches that give birth to ugly demon spawn.
noice kek
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads
Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
Fuck off kike shill
How did you even find Any Forums? You're a boomer.
U can share the lake of fire together
>an ex girlfriend from 3 years ago called me two days ago FREAKING out hysterical and shit
>said she just found out she has HIV
>i said i know and hung up the phone
lmao good shit
Thankyou for your blessing leaf
>380951553
>saving thumbnails to own the cons
The absolute state of shills