WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR PENIS ISN'T 8 INCHES BY 6 INCHES?!?!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR PENIS ISN'T 8 INCHES BY 6 INCHES?!?!
>YOU WILL PLEASURE YOURSELF TO THE DEPRAVED DICK-FOCUSED "STRAIGHT" ""SEX"" PORN
>YOU WILL NOT ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT THE CAMERA LENS
>YOU WILL NOT COMPARE THE "HUGE" DICK TO ANY NEARBY SURROUNDINGS OR OBJECTS
>YOU WILL TRY HUNDREDS OF THE UNMODERATED BALDING PILLS
>YOU WILL STRAP YOUR PENIS INTO THE MEDIEVAL TORTURE DEVICE
>YOU WILL PLAY WITH YOUR COCK FOR AN HOUR A DAY TRYING TO STRETCH IT
>WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO ROAR AND SQUIRT PISS FROM YOUR PENIS INJURING THEM DURING SEX
>WOMEN WILL LAUGH AT YOU UNLESS YOU SPEND 40 MINUTES PULLING THEIR HAIR AND CALLING THEM A SLUT
>YOUR PENIS GOES IN THE HOLE WITH SHARP TEETH AND DISEASE-CAUSING BACTERIA
>YOUR PENIS GOES IN THE HOLE WHICH SQUEEZES LITERAL SHIT THROUGH IT EVERY DAY
>YOUR FRAGILE TEENAGE PSYCHE WILL DEVELOP AROUND DEPRAVED DRUG-ADDICTED SEX WORKERS (COMMON WHORES)
Why...??? BECAUSE HUMANS ARE THE ONLY (ONLY) (LIVING OR DEAD) (INCLUDING THEIR DIRECT ANCESTORS) GREAT APE WITH MONSTROUS PENISES!!!! BECAUSE OUR WOMEN HAVE A HARD-CODED DESIRE FOR NONEXISTENT PENIS SIZES!!! TRUST THE SCIENCE!!

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Lmao I hate porn so much

/qa/ lost

noted and judged accordingly but answer the question

>>YOU WILL NOT COMPARE THE "HUGE" DICK TO ANY NEARBY SURROUNDINGS OR OBJECTS
kek based as hell

‘emmy on da ‘log? Oh my days

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Dicklet: the post.

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PROUD OWNER OF A 7.5 INCH COCK THAT THICKER THEN A PAPER TOWEL TUBE.

now if only i wasn't afraid of rejection and the possibility of false allegations against me i would try and get with a women.

Bots

how is that real?

silence terrone

so sei es

If your sex doesn't cause injuries, you're a jew.

This is now a hot downie thread

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>silence terrone

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If you watch straight porn you're literally one degree of separation from a cuck

>thinks girl is hot
>beats dick while another guy fucks her

>"b-but I pretend I'm the guy"
That's literally the definition of cope. You're coping with being a cuck

imagine thinking that smaller penis = less likely to masturbate. you married incels are out of control.

The biological reason why penises have gotten bigger over time—and why human penises are proportionately bigger and thicker than all other mammals—is because of the size of our heads.

If you believe evolution is real:

Our brains got bigger and our guts got smaller as we learned how to cook food and farm. Because our brains got bigger, our skulls got bigger.

This means that the female's birth canal had to evolve to be larger in order to compensate for larger heads.

So penises got wider and bigger because a longer, wider penis will be able to get as closer to the cervix; filling the canal with semen as deeply as possible.

Sex is a lot of fun when you're young, but once I reached about 30, I slowed down A LOT. Now that I'm not thinking with my cock 100% of the time, I'm making much better decisions, and I'm just all around more intelligent without the constant sex chase.

I fucked this up, it meant to say

"imagine thinking big penis = less likely to masturbate"

I have a big cock. Legitimately every girlfriend I've had tries to keep in touch with me because I could make them cum. Porn is bullshit, but women being sensory addicted whores who develop the emulation of love from orgasming isn't

yes, I have a big cock. no, I will not stop fapping. no, I will not share my huge cock with another person. cope, smallcock.