Brit/pol/ - spoonies edition

Piss off Berty. Stop shitting this place up.

>loans
oy vey

you need a kicking

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No.

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quite fancy a monkeypox jab

Serious question
What are some good dishes to use HP sauce on besides the obvious like steak.

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I'm going to retain my semen. Activate my vril power. Lift. Shag birds. The world becomes a vagina and i fuck it

It's nice on sosij and bacon, I wouldn't put it on steak.

>mr speaker i. i must insist indeed mr speaker that thri.tht..right honourable gentleman, is mr speaker indeed, IN FACT mispeaker, an overbearing lizard demigog mr speaker like that one the chinks have-.. i mean japs have-.. i mean mispeker, that rironorablegentleman mrspeaker is reminicesnt of, indeed, gojirra mrspeaker and while he would drag us into the worst economic downturn mistespeak, we are going to keep getting on, mr-mrspeaker, getting on with delivering, thats right, DELIVERING for the british people

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Summoning all tripfags

>Live in Northern Town
>Not a pride flag or tyranny in sight just Union Jack's and Jubilee flags
Feels good man. Be thankful for every day you are not living in London.

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>HP sauce on besides the obvious like steak
*fires up the woodchipper*

From what I read it was most comparable to A1 which is why I mentioned the steak bit
good to know

anything pork based

*tranny
Fucking phoneposting

I knew Boris' aides posted here.

>Troon cemetary
lel

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Think I might go down the snooker club for R Lizbeff

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same thing

Same difference.

>feelstoryman.png

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>A1
I've never had that but brown sauce is fruity, spicy, vinegary and a bit sweet. It might be alright on a steak but I prefer hot sauce on those.

>bit of brown sauce on that
cor

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I thought we didn't like the browns here?

>Troon Muirhead
She's no troon.

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only when they’re in a solid form

Based.

>when I realised how much potential I have and actually gained a sense of self worth I realised the people who's approval I wanted were actually below me purely on the basis that I'm a good person

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Notice Asda's logo is back to normal now.

based??? i think???

rancid meats in hot climates you need lots of sauce though

So they're alright when they're in the motorway transport pipe?

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The Mandela effect has gone too far

> Live in Norfolk
> People think we're inbred, rednecked and based
> Probably the faggiest county in England
> Fetish banners everywhere

>rural westcountry village
>someone just up the road has a flagpole
>pride flag above union jack

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it's over boris is finished

Just wait till he reads Devi, Guenon, and Evola
It’s over for you brincels

Female beaches have penises,bigot

You know what to do, m8...

>Live in Norfolk
>Win

Without doxxing yourself, which part are you in?

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you ever try brown sauce on a chip barm?
buttered bread, hot chips and brown sauce is pretty solid

guess they don't like Bames anymore

the lower the viscosity the better

These are fucking hilarious
youtu.be/2Z67MBSRKoY

theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/jun/04/police-evacuate-trafalgar-square-carry-out-controlled-explosion-platinum-jubilee-concert
>A spokesperson said it was not terrorism-related.
Okay mate yeah top chaps have a nice day good one lads tally-ho.

me willy's gone all big now

>looks like someone didn't get enough tomato sauce on his bacon butty this morning
>THIS IS NOT A FOOD KEK PIC RELATED

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Wot you losers up to today then?

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Lots of Jewkranians putting their flags out around here. Didn't know there was so many of the cunts about. Not seen a single Russian flag to be seen though. Racists

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Literally everything or you're a paki.

>"nah mate, wasn't one of those terrorist car bombs, was just a normal london one"
well, glad that's cleared up

A mustache really ties a man's face together, giving him a mature, sexy look whilst still showing off the jaw line.

making my house pretty

Bout to go on a 20 mile hike la
It’s pretty flat so it should be easy, but the heat sucks ass

Then out to see a band at t'pub tonight.
What you doing, gayboy?

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Guess how much this two week mega Tesco shop cost?

1kg Scott's oats
2 x 4 jam doughnuts
4 x 1ltr milk
3 x packets of biscuits
2 x 800g loaves of bread
1 x 500g mayo
1 x white cabbage
1 x red cabbage
2 x 1kg carrots
1 x 1kg onions
2 x 2.5kg potatoes
2 x savoy cabbage
2 x 900g frozen cauliflower
1 x 500g frozen mushrooms
2 x tins of peas
6 x tins of soups
1 x bag of mints
1 x 8 rashers finest bacon
1 x 10 finest sausages
2 x 200g kippers
2 x tins of pilchards
1x 400g lambs liver
1 x 500g beef mince
1 x 1kg room to roam chicken thighs
1 x 6 organic eggs
1 x 4 corned beef slices
1 x 4 roast beef slices
1 x 6 ham slices
1 x 6 turkey slices

Fair play to the lads stopping people getting blown up and all that but fuck me, treating the general public like they're a bunch of morbidly obese mouth breathing cud chewing grass grazing ignorant wankers.

pub with other losers