If you aren't a codemonkey or a STEMfag, you can't get a H1B visa, American women to marry are nonexistent here, and I don't have a million dollars that I could invest.
I just want to move to America and start a new life there. Why are the United States so hard to immigrate legally?
Become a codemonkey or a STEMfag, duh. Or just keep whining.
Isaac Peterson
>Why are the United States so hard to immigrate legally? the only way in is to change your name to Juan and jump the border with the rest oft the beaners
Jack Gonzalez
Thank God the coding is becoming remote so you pajeets can stay in your shithole.
Robert Roberts
>American women to marry are nonexistent here, You absolutely don't want to marry an American woman. We don't even want them. They are shrieking, self-absorbed harpies that drain your life and resources.
Ryder Reyes
I don't like coding, I've already tried it.
So why 70% of the H1-B visas last year were given to Indians?
Robert Jones
Where are you from?
Luke Brown
That doesn't matter.
Joshua Collins
it matters
Evan Lopez
>Why are the United States so hard to immigrate legally? Immigrate to the land of shart implies the place you're currently living is even worse than that. Think about it for a moment, it is horrifying.
Nathaniel Bell
Maybe because it is not the right place for your dreams. Learn to read the sign posts in your life ....
Blake Cox
But who wants to live in Germany or Australia?
Evan Anderson
I knew a guy who married an American woman so he could move there. She ended up moving here and got really fat. Imagine being stuck in Britain with an American wife.
Ethan Roberts
Hilarious, no refunds.
Chase Lopez
Is it really any different than marrying a British girl? British women are just American Women Liteā¢. Features include:
- Being fat - Can microwave a Tesco Tikka Masala or order takeaway from a variety of takeaway apps - Dressing like whores - Can substitute real hobbies and interests for drinking, shopping and gossip
Adrian Sanchez
Damn I feel really sorry for that guy. Imagine the smell The snores The eberyday overeating What a nightmare
Charles Harris
All that but he probably also has to have Reddit-tier debates about gun control or Roe vs Wade in between watching Eastenders
Grayson Turner
Why do you feel entitled to me move to the wealthiest country on the planet? Fix your own country.
Jacob Phillips
jesus...
Cameron Turner
The US is shithole you aren't missing out
Tyler Perez
Fuck off we're full.
Kevin Jackson
Fuck off and do something to make your country better. We have our own problems and don't need any more foreigners coming in and muddying the waters.