If you aren't a codemonkey or a STEMfag, you can't get a H1B visa, American women to marry are nonexistent here...

If you aren't a codemonkey or a STEMfag, you can't get a H1B visa, American women to marry are nonexistent here, and I don't have a million dollars that I could invest.

I just want to move to America and start a new life there. Why are the United States so hard to immigrate legally?

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Become a codemonkey or a STEMfag, duh.
Or just keep whining.

>Why are the United States so hard to immigrate legally?
the only way in is to change your name to Juan and jump the border with the rest oft the beaners

Thank God the coding is becoming remote so you pajeets can stay in your shithole.

>American women to marry are nonexistent here,
You absolutely don't want to marry an American woman. We don't even want them. They are shrieking, self-absorbed harpies that drain your life and resources.

I don't like coding, I've already tried it.

So why 70% of the H1-B visas last year were given to Indians?

Where are you from?

That doesn't matter.

it matters

>Why are the United States so hard to immigrate legally?
Immigrate to the land of shart implies the place you're currently living is even worse than that.
Think about it for a moment, it is horrifying.

Maybe because it is not the right place for your dreams. Learn to read the sign posts in your life ....

But who wants to live in Germany or Australia?

I knew a guy who married an American woman so he could move there. She ended up moving here and got really fat. Imagine being stuck in Britain with an American wife.

Hilarious, no refunds.

Is it really any different than marrying a British girl? British women are just American Women Liteā„¢. Features include:

- Being fat
- Can microwave a Tesco Tikka Masala or order takeaway from a variety of takeaway apps
- Dressing like whores
- Can substitute real hobbies and interests for drinking, shopping and gossip

Damn I feel really sorry for that guy.
Imagine the smell
The snores
The eberyday overeating
What a nightmare

All that but he probably also has to have Reddit-tier debates about gun control or Roe vs Wade in between watching Eastenders

Why do you feel entitled to me move to the wealthiest country on the planet? Fix your own country.

jesus...

The US is shithole you aren't missing out

Fuck off we're full.

Fuck off and do something to make your country better. We have our own problems and don't need any more foreigners coming in and muddying the waters.