Why haven't you starting smoking a pipe?

Why haven't you starting smoking a pipe?

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Because I'm not a cringebag autistic chud who takes up obsolete habits just to be a contrarian loser

Don't have a pipe to smoke.

Best post. Sounds like OP just wants an excuse to suck on something for long periods of time

It fills up with tar and has to be cleaned regularly, if the tar makes any contact with your skin you will stink like an ashtray for days and you can't wash off the stink.

because i've taken bong rips out of a girl's ass

Immediately goes to gay shit. If anyones a fag it's you.

I occasionally smoke my pipe. Got some MacBaren Dark Twist which is very pleasant. It is a relaxing thing to do after a busy work day.

Get used to it. If you smoke a pipe everyone is going to call you a fag

Because smoking is bad for my lungs and nicotine isn't actually that good (yes, I have tried it).

Stop pushing drugs, kike.

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based

Nicotine is objectively a shit drug. These fags smoke it because they found one study that says it might temporarily increase testosterone levels a tiny bit. Taking cold showers, drinking onion juice, sleeping without a pillow, taking up smoking. That's how desperate these polcels are lmao.

Because I smoke cigars.

Why are you so energized about this

The only time trannies and chads agree to put a big brown in your mouth

>t.

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because I don't want mouth cancer

kek, the immediate seethe, followed by the kindergarten: "No, you are the real one!"

LARP more

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>pointing something out is seething somehow

learn the board culture first, faggot.

LARP more

You're the only one seething Hans.

>NO U!!!
there it is again. Mutts can not bant

Not trying to.