How do you cope in life for not being Greek?

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Γιατί μου το κανεις αυτό :(

Mainly by eating picrel whenever I walk past it.

Money.

There are Greeks making gyros here too, they've got a cute accent when they speak Bulgarian.

heh

Pfffft. I have no time for your cope.

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seriously, which ones tastes best?
a good and well made gyros, or a good and well made kebab ?
>inb4 they're the same
no they're not

gyros. 100% gyros

I dont know you guys are so lucky. You are shitskins rape babies but you took over the most beautyful country of this world, the cradle of European civilisation. This world isnt fair.

By having a girlfriend without mustache.
I have Greek friends though, they are fun.

by being a Turk in Germany, who inserts his Sucuk into Greek cunts

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Both are equally good in their own way.

Fortune saved on razors and depilatories, for one

idk ignorance?

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>How do you cope in life for not being Greek?
Save money on razor blades.

I miss Gyros. Please move to Thuringia and enrich the German ogre culture over here.

I don't like the sour cream.

I was conceived in Greece and now I'm gay!!!!

Thank god.

if i send you some cash can you ship me a few of those?

i have a gyro place a couple blocks away from me
they deliver in like 15 minutes if i'm too lazy to walk up there

did you get to see their BGC?

By not being Greek

Greeks are based. Too bad the debt economy is holding their political will hostage. Many such a cases.

why did your wear your watch on top of your sweater?

this

Wow didn't know chimpanzees can type

Exactly my thoughts.

I take solace in the fact that I can just purchase gyros and olive oil without being partially turkish

Gyros because they can use pork and they've got a variety of sauces, it's not even a contest.

They can't pronounce some letters in our alphabet very well, it's fun.

I'm not a faggot. But a greek dude shared his weed with me recently, we got high and talked about motorcycles.

>How do you cope
Clean tap water and superior plumbing systems, but you have nice landscapes, a rich culture and the people are more carefree.

Damn I want gyros now.
Used to eat it every day when I visited Greece in 2015.

Imagine how much hair is in the food